Dang Y'all! TK4P & ABC kick off week four with a high level of respect for the entire state of South Carolina. If anyone is still reading, Trojan War 69 joins as a guest from jail to submit week four's first pick and flex about his healthy lifestyle. Get a drink or GTFO. In hindsight, we should have included his appearance in the "Edited Out Preportion" of the show. Get your picks in by Thursday & GFY. 

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Awwww shit dawg, your tag-teamin' DPin' SPICY SPICY WEEN SLINGIN' Co-Commissioners done did it again this time. Redondo Beach Resort has been put on advance notice to wash their sheets twice after we check out...!!

Gilbert Gottfried joins The Spicy Wiener Show from the big tailgate in the sky as we continue the ELEVENTH CONTINUOUS YEAR of the John Edwards is My Baby Daddy Fantasy Football League. This tailgate is soaking wet from a monsoon (allegedly) and there are cats *everywhere* ... but also shows all current CFB games in real time with; air conditioning (or heat depending on how cold heaven is), unlimited appetizers & entrees, and your favorite beer/wine/cocktail/shot on draft. 

FROGS FALLING FROM THE SKY.. HELICOPTER FLY-BYS.. WEEK ONE OF JEBDFFL SEASON 11 IS HERE! HOLD ON TO YOUR SPICY DICK-SHAPED FOOD, ITS ABOUT TO BE A WILD ONE.....!!!!!

Some dumb broad got laid and wanted to talk about it.
Next week's show will pick up the pieces and get BACK ON TRACK
^^ Spicy Wiener Guarantee

Any claims about future league membership or show appearances are false.

Jake Bentley - Never Again.

We've been in the limelight for a hot fucking second now, but we resurrected God AKA Neil Pert for this special. May his driving digs beat on you like a homeless man in the subway.  

REALARR SEASON'S OVER BITCHES. SET YOUR WATCHES TO BOWL SEASON IN 10 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!

This week's episode sponsored by Beckee's Neckee's the only snack that tastes good and also goes down on you.

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Uh oh bitches. 
Rivalry / HATE week is finally upon us. 

Lots of SLURPIN' in this episode. 
Hide yo' kids, Hide yo' wife, Hide that exotic pet your stripper girlfriend has hidden in your basement (but only during Halloween delivery periods)

WE WANT YOU
WE WANT YOU
WE WANT YOU IN THE JOHN EDWARDS IS MY BABY DADDY FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE