No more poison, only sweet serenity in both of your earholes.

More to cum bitches.  

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!! 

Back from the most emotional episode in league history; your tag-teaming, Eiffel towering, D or possibly T-P'in co-commissioners stayed true to their word (AS THEY ALWAYS HAVE) to spice things up in Week 3. 

We've got some new members to introduce into the world. Leave behind the identities you were born into and welcome into a world where you can be ANYONE and ANYTHING you want. 

Drink responsibly, kids. 
   Climb aboard the SPICY WIENER rocket ship and take your earholes into another galaxy
        =========D-----
             <3  -  TK4P  &  ABC

You'd think, but do you actually?

Get your tissues ready. And not for anything Wiener-related (Allegedly). Sadness overtakes Bill Clinton & Toby Keith for this entire episode, so much sadness, that no amount of liquor can fix it, or fix you. 

:'(

Join us next week for an appropriate amount of douchebaggery. 

OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT:: Ma$e & Kitty Purry 

WELCOME BACK YOU DEGENERATES!
 Get your asses ready for Week 0 of the JEBDFFL. 
 All aspiring members please send your resume to [email protected]

Salutations to all of our new JUNIOR LEAGUE MEMBERS.
Strap yourselves in & welcome to your new life.
Fuck the JEBDFFL.

Some of you stupid sons (& daughter) of bitches still haven't made your picks for Bowl Season. Good. Go Fuck yourself. Anyone else have anything to say? Didn't think so.



Wait wait wait. 
You're all degenerates.