The Spoon

Dave Shalansky returns to hurl double-fistfuls of WTF, while Chris & Thom do their best to roll with the punches. Robbie calls in from the road with tales of inter-species gig riots and a plug for friend of the show, Kenny Howes, whilst also informing the crew that he'll be absent for one more show. Mixed emotions ensue. Other topics include: the Museum Of Tolerance (but not really), the definition of Pulchritudinous, Classic Sodomizing A Legacy featuring OJ Simpson, why feeling blood is sometimes worse than feeling pain, the curiously predictable pattern of band break-ups, and a burning question about female masturbation that, as of yet, has no answer. Music by The Neighborhood Bullys, Harvey Danger, and The Andersons.

Three guys in a bathtub, Michael Jackson's legacy, Dave's Robbie/Jenni dream, revisiting Mel Gibson's turn on Sodomizing a Legacy, "The Delorean House," Update #2 from Robbie on the road, eating after 9pm, Dave's Blockbuster story and general anti-semitism, dispute over Nick Cage quote, Justin Beiber nail polish, A Triumvirate of Right Wing Dicks. Music by Mary Prankster and Wonderboy.

Chris has the wheel, Dave Shalansky in the house and Thom keeping it all on the tracks as usual. The hows and whys of Twitter, those that are thin, but unhealthy, McNugget Paste, Robbie calls from the road, the return of Sodomizing a Legacy: Elton John, coping with the cats, the origins of Nice Guy Eddie, Fucking someone's soul, and the shocking truth about the Transsexual Bond Girl. Music by Harvey Danger and Kitty in the Tree

Dancing with the Stars, Facebook whiners, My Zoo and other time 'time waster' games, reality show pitches, sexual encounters with Steven Tylerand Robert Plant. Also, Thom and Chris really like that awful Gummibear song. Music by The Dictators, Back Pocket Memory and Mary Prankster.

Kid actors, genetically engineered food, Chris works blue, Thom is our new engineer, replay of George Lucas- Sodomizing a Legacy. Music by Abby Travis, Sorrows and Candypants

Robbie doesn't watch the teevee but still finds visual entertainment from other sources (and Chris tries to educate him). Then a brief discussion on how O.J. Simpson (star of this week's Sodomizing A Legacy) changed the face of American law by getting away with murder. Songs by Martin Luther Lennon and Candypants.

Robbie's girlfriend Jenni is guest for a discussion on why makeup companies use fear to sell their products and why is it men find prurient humor funnier than women. Also Sodomizing A Legacy - Mel Gibson. Songs by Suzy Y Los Quattro, Abby Travis and The Orion Experience.

This weeks guest, therapist Inrgid Oliansky, helps Robbie and Chris analyze America to maybe help it not be so fearful. And then Robbie accuses the Disney Princesses of being bitches.

Robbie starts his first radio show ever with a guest who doesn't call in. Panic ensues until station owner (and host of The Damage Report) steps in to babysit our fledgling hero. Then Paul Goebel calls and everybody talks TV and all is right with the world (until next week).