The Sporting Probe with Roy & HG Catchup Podcast - Triple M Network - Roy Slaven and HG Nelson

The key word to unlock this week’s The Sporting Probe is ‘innovation’ as Roy and HG solve the world’s problems with fresh, ground-breaking ideas.

For example, why are pie makers licking their lips over the AFL’s fact finding mission to India and China? (Hint: the innovation of chicken chow mien pies.)

Roy finesses his already innovative architectural transformations of sporting stadiums (Hint: why toilets will no longer be needed.)

Has Twiggy Forrest really thought through his proposed rugby innovations? (Hint: Umm, maybe not.)

And then there is the head-spinning innovation that may change the way all Australian fans enjoy their sport (Hint: do we need stadiums at all?)

Then there is vets with axes, sportsmen as diplomats and the return of the man they call Tiger, Tiger Woods. Fore!

The United Nations and The Sporting Probe’s campaign is officially underway: “It is a basic human right for all Australian sport fans to have a half-time beer and a dump.”

Doing his bit, Rampaging Roy Slaven reveals his architectural innovations for sporting venues that ensure this right while HG Nelson slams suggestions in the financial press that the Dick-In-The-Till website is a take-over target by declaring, “The Dick is not for sale.”

Nick from Darwin sparked some heavy-duty thinking with his mojo-wire contribution to this week’s episode suggesting there should be racing events exclusively for doped horses plus The Probe reviewed the return of Channel 9’s Footy Shows asking, ‘Boring, brilliant or just bewildering.’ (Hint: Want to bowl up an issue? Send an email to [email protected])

Roy and HG also take a long, hard look at the controversies sparked by the Australia V South Africa cricket Tests and offer pertinent solutions (Hint: every player should wear a microphone is one.)

Then there’s the ‘Tahs, Sam Newman for mayor and why the AFL CEO’s dream is for every game to end in a draw.

If you want common sense and insight this week’s entertaining Sporting Probe is the sweet spot. Cheers!

Roy and HG are on fire in this episode of The Sporting Probe – so many issues tackled, so many solutions punted through the sticks.

Top of the show is the breaking news about how the Probe’s Dick-In-The-Till website crashed when Michaelia Cash threatened to name names and give punters a big win on the PM’s no-rooting ban.

Then there is the Funny Hat Friday innovation on all Qantas flights to raise money to pay women rugby players but will the idea to allow business class passengers to pay $50K to help land the plane fly? (Hint: is the trousers off option going too far?)

Will football’s pie-and-burger combo scheme to get fans going to games result in massive food fights? (Hint: The involvement by Manu and Pete and the police should be a major crowd pleaser.)

And then there is Julie Bishop’s brilliant and ingenious plan to sneak rugby league players in to America in diplomatic pouches (Hint: this will provide diplomatic immunity for those involved in law suits.)

Punters, patriots, pilgrims and probesters, there is so much more so download now and delight in the wisdom of Australian radio’s greatest broadcasters.

The Sporting Probe this week is, in the words of HG Nelson, “a story of hope, a beacon of light for all troubled souls.”

So, let Roy and HG guide you through the wilderness to discover how there are now even more chances to win big with the Probe’s new Dick-In-The-Till website (Hint: follow the smart money to profit from the Prime Minister’s rooting ban.)

Learn about another Sporting Probe innovation: Poker Machine Lottery (Hint: It will help revitalize football in Tasmania and result in the re-discovery of the once extinct Tasmanian Tiger.)

Be shocked to your very core with the breaking news that one of Australia’s most famous racehorses might have been “juiced to the hilt.” (Hint: Have the smelling salts handy.)

Plus there’s news of the new AFLX Christmas Day knock-out comp involving every AFL team playing in Qatar; the anointment of a new Mr and Mrs Olympics and the continuing saga of Ezme of Rhode Island as the ‘trouble-maker’ marches on Washington to confront Donald Trump.

Finally, what household products did Roy use to improve Rooting King’s performance? Saddle-up and find out!

What an extraordinary week it has been in the “all action trouser capitol of Australia” and as Canberra goes, so does this week’s The Sporting Probe.

Discover how Roy and HG have created the opportunity for you to bet big and win on the first member to cock-up and get caught by the Prime Minister’s new no-bonking Ministerial code with their brand new website, “Dick In The Till.”

Plus Roy recalls his many discussions with Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce concerning rabbits (“You have to learn to think like a rabbit, Roy,” is one example: “There’s the right way and then there’s the best way to skin a rabbit,” is another.)

Of course, The Sporting Probe is not all about rabbits – the week has been chock-full of big sporting issues and Roy and HG take you behind-the-scenes to reveal the nitty-gritty of the big feud between Lydia Lassilia and James ‘The Missile” Magnussen.

Also feuding are Aussie Winter Olympians Alex Hughes and Chumpy Pullen and, again, Roy and HG have all the inside gossip.

Want more? Then hop in and join Roy and HG as they head down the rabbit hole once again.

Dear Probesters, how often do you hear the word, ‘smut?’ This pressing question and so many more are answered in this week’s The Sporting Probe with Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson.

To wit:

What will be taught at the Bernard ‘The Cornflake’ Tomic High School? (Hint: avoiding the pitfalls of fame and fortune.)

Which sport will soon feature 24 robot Jennifer Hawkins one week and 24 AI Sophie Monks the next? (Hint: vrrooom, vrrooom.)

Why is The Sporting Probe advocating changing the dates of the Australian Open? (Hint: I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.)

If that doesn’t have you licking your lips in anticipation there’s breaking Winter Olympic news, Bledisloe Cup outrage and so much more in one of the finest Sporting Probes to ever push through the backed up stoolage in the S bend of sport. Dive in!

Probesters, punters, pilgrims and patriots – welcome one and all to The Sporting Probe’s first podcast for 2018 and what a show it is:

Discover how broadcasting on a Sunday on TripleM affected Roy and HG. (Hint: critics are saying it’s their best show of the year.)

Find out how Roy and HG have re-designed Tourism Australia’s new international TV campaign (hint: it’s like nothing ever seen before.)

Learn why everyone will fall in love with Bernard “The Tank” Tomic once again and uncover how Lleyton Hewitt has been reincarnated while still alive.

Yep, once again it’s a great time to be an Australian in Australia when too much sport is barely enough so download and dig in. Cheers.

Extra! Extra! Hear all about it – ROY AND HG ARE MOVING!

This week too much Roy and HG is NOT ENOUGH which is WHY you will find an EXCLUSIVE PODCAST EXTRA RIGHT HERE revealing where THE SPORTING PROBE is moving to in 2018.

This news is so huge it requires a lot of CAPITAL LETTERS to express the momentous nature of this extraordinary development.

Here’s a HINT: RAMPAGING ROY SLAVEN AND HG NELSON have NEVER before broadcast ON SUNDAY.

Here’s another BIG HINT: Roy and HG ARE MOVING TO SUNDAY in 2018 – SAME TIME (10am) & SAME STATION (Triple M.)

Stick around at the end of this podcast of THE FINAL SHOW FOR 2017 to DISCOVER WHY Roy and HG ARE MOVING TO SUNDAY nationwide on TRIPLE M radio.

Find out HOW THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYONE’S LIVES FOR THE BETTER in todays STUNNING PODCAST EXTRA. (Oh, by the way, it won’t change things for podcasters … well, the podcast will arrive a day later but, really, that’s not that big a thing … but, still, Podcasters get an exclusive extra segment today so how good is that?)

Enjoy the last show of 2017 and don’t forget: ROY AND HG WILL BE BACK on TRIPLE M on SUNDAY at 10am in 2018! WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

What a week it’s been – a week where too much Roy and HG is barely enough.

You want controversy? How about this: “This five test Ashes cricket series is in danger of becoming an exhibition of a man kicking a dog.” (Hint: probably best if the English Test side give this segment a miss; it will just be upsetting.)

Or this: “I’m calling for a Royal Commission in to the stench that is Australian football.” (Hint: some folk call it soccer and probably best if Australian football/soccer officials fast forward past this.)

Or this: “Can the Minister for Sport even read?” (Hint: do you really need a hint?)

A surprising new nick name is revealed for our Aussie boxing sensation, Jeff Horn – his moniker was The Fighting Primary School teacher but now?

And find out how many English Test players would get a start in the Australian Test side. (Hint: probably best if Peter Handscomb avoids this chat.)

Finally, this week’s podcast comes with a warning to jaywalkers – don’t listen, you’re just going to get upset by Roy and HG’s massive spray. But for everyone else, walk on!

After being sidelined by the Gabba Ashes Test Roy and HG are back to unpack a week where too much sport was barely enough and a week where “English cricket culture can only be likened to a fly blown, busted arse buffalo staggering about in the mud waiting for the safari to arrive with the elephant gun to put it out of its misery.”

If that’s not strong enough for you try, “It’s not often you see an Ashes tilt disintegrating so quickly.” Signs the English are falling apart, Roy and HG reveal, include batsmen forgetting to bring a bat to the crease and “unsightly stains around the gusset area – front and back.”

The Bairstow head butting incident is analysed in depth revealing why all visitors leave his room with a busted nose and why ‘head-butting must be nipped in the bud – this is 2017 and you can’t go round being a nut man anymore.’ But sledging? Should be taught in schools, of course.

Also discover how Australian sport stadiums could be improved by installing toilets instead of seats plus why they should be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

And the adventures of Ezme, our Aussie gal in Rhode Island, USA, continue with some racy American talk and her brave attempt to introduce lamingtons to Thanksgiving. Tuck in!