It is difficult to believe, that in the third decade of the third millennium, that no one could entertain the notion that your world was coveted by creatures from beyond the stars. And yet, those eldritch beings, with minds beyond comprehension, regarded your earth with gluttonous hunger, and swiftly, and surely, they turned your flora and forests against you.

Few folks even considered the possibility that humanity, like a bug in the jaws of a world wide venus fly trap, would suddenly, silently, and without warning be consumed, in an event referred to … as The Sprouting.

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