- Our DHS secretary has 240,000 people working for him but can't keep track of 15,000 Haitians invading the country

- Jen Psaki doesn't think people lie if they wanna stay in the country illegally. Hint: they came into the country illegally!

- Professional funeral chaser Al Sharpton is shouted down as he tries to hijack the Del Rio immigration crisis

- AOC and the other squad members lose 420-9 in the House as it votes to support $1 billion for Israel's iron dome defense system

- Sen. John Kennedy's epic takedown of the pink-haired woke nutjobs who are possibly behind Biden's idiotic immigration policy

- Plus, a brand new parody featuring…Donald Trump? 

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