In-depth "How I Met Your Mother" finale discussion w/ longtime HIMYM writer & executive producer Tami Sagher highlights today's show. You'll also learn about Tami's hidden NYC foodie gems & Steve's soggy BBQ sandwich. Jay Levine scuffles w/ a protester.

La Bamba, home of burritos as big as your head, is shut down in Lincoln Park, leaving a hole in Brendan's burrito universe. Steve & Joe help even him out, like sour cream does for hot sauce. Steve defends Taco Bell & a border run leads to Floridiocy.

A Vegas masseuse is accused of stealing a client's Rolex watch & hiding it in her vagina. Steve & Tom Thayer enjoy spam & bologna, 4 sandwiches worth, in Tom's case. The guys also suggest doing away with April Fools' Day in favor or April Hugs Day.

2.5 minutes of March Madness at the end of Kentucky/Michigan was enough to draw Steve into the excitement. Otherwise, he's been avoiding elevator disasters, switching pizza allegiance & finding random sunglasses. Opening Day: beers & fears for Cubs & Sox.

Comcast Sports Net's Pat Boyle is on the Dahlcast. PB shares Steve's positive outlook on the Blackhawks. They hate seeing fans get down on the team during a rough patch. Steve & Janet attended a poorly planned weenie roast before laborious mattress duty.

Steve reevaluates an iconic Southern chicken sandwich & Janet advises a listener rediscovering her sexuality. Will Mark Konkol voice a BP apology commercial for the Lake Michigan oil spill? Tara Reid kisses & tells on Tom Brady; Zac Efron bum fights.

Sleepy train operators and party animal Secret Service agents make for wonderful Dahlcasting! Janet takes issue w/ Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's 'conscious uncoupling'. Steve throws out a waist tweet & the Bears sign Jared Allen! Quite a Wednesday!

Steve & Janet attended a viking funeral today. Steve voiced an ironic observation that wasn't warmly received. Chef Hans phones in w/Meat Talk answers, Hawks fandom & dry aged jokes. You can't put a label on today's show w/o Steve's handy label maker!

Tom Thayer doesn't agree w/Mark Cuban's NFL prediction, but he does concur w/Steve's airport moves. We recall, Central Park & balls, w/a throwback to Richard Quest's auto-erotic past. Janet is sad that the little ones left for home today. Cheer up time!

Beware Buzz Kilman's Demon Cat - Buzz's 2nd most beloved pet is empowered by protein shakes Buzz shares w/her. Steve isn't bubbly. Janet lectured him this morning about his demeanor. Also: Trouble at Piemonte Ford, Buffett's billion & Hulk Hogan's boot.