Steve remains stunned at the Joliat family definition of a sandwich(not the sexual kind). He witnessed Janet's sister put one razor thin slice of turkey on rolls and call it lunch. Luckily, his Florida: America's Bathroom Floor art piece him.

Look forward to March with Steve, Brendan, Joe and Daniel Van Kirk. Steve might have an octogenarian orgy, DVK hopes to hang with Doug Buffone while Brendan and Joe anticipate the mayhem that is St. Patrick's Day in Chicago. Also, check your

Steve has a new beach art project on the horizon, Tom Thayer makes a crucial airport run, Mel Reynolds is arrested in Zimbabwe and a full review of Jimmy Fallon's first night as host of "The Tonight Show". All on today's show.

Steve's been socializing online, but not in a craigslist killer-way. He asked about listeners' President's Day plans and enjoyed the interaction. Olympic coverage from Ben Gay and the NBC reporter who made Bode Miller cry.

Janet is flying down for a Valentine's Day reunion with Steve in Florida. Remind Steve to delete his Tinder app. They're planning a simple pizza dinner. Round, not heart-shaped. Buzz is also going round pizza, but he's not one for change.

Janet gets to talk to adults for the first time all day during her studio visit. She babysat early this AM for Jackson, then made a bakery run and finally picked up Henry from daycare. A fire mishap lands some Sunshine Staters in the Floridiot HOF.

Don't break your song with a terrible remix, like BIlly Ray Cyrus did with Achy Breaky Heart 2. Steve and company have a listening party. Also, support for The Flying Tomato and Illinois State Treasurer Dan Rutherford's cost-cutting room sharing.

Today's Dahlcast covers everything from Bob Costas' red eyes to a bikini-clad French Canadian squatting in the ocean. Shirley Temple's death doesn't affect Steve. He only cares for the drink, as long as it's not from the Signature Room at the

Steve and Tom Thayer both enjoyed The Beatles tribute last night. Tom was at a lunch event with Bears center Roberto Garza today. Plenty of NFL stuff to discuss, including Michael Sam, who could become the league's first openly gay player.

The Sochi Winter Olympics are opening! Buzz Kilman joins us for analysis of pseudo-lesbians T.A.T.U., Pussy Riot's hotness and shirtless Vladimir Putin's sexy gymnast girlfriend. Also, Steve accidentally left the oven on for 24 hours.