Steve tries to clean up the open issues from last week, and goes deep into "Ukulele Talk". He can't find his. Janet finds it for him and brings it into the studio. She once fantasized about playing the uke herself. Brendan introduces the Makahiki season.

Steve and Janet recount the flight to Hawaii when they had to put on lifejackets. Steve plays both versions of "Flying". Brendan is trying to offload some sort of Hawaiian Thanksgiving on the guys, and they are somewhat resistant. Steve peed in a drawer.

Happy Birthday, Dag! Janet joins the boys, and reveals Steve's darkest deepest travel secrets. One time when the guy challenged Steve to a fist fight once they landed at John Wayne International? Has Steve stumbled onto the reason he doesn't like to read?

Steve plays back and narrates the day in Hawaii in the 80's when he punched Janet in his sleep. The true dream is revealed, and he's accused by the doctor at the Hyatt of being a wife beater. He's not. Steve meets his cousin and they both have big balls.

On vacation with Janet in HI, Steve reminisces about his love of Jack In The Box tacos, and speaks frankly about his troubles getting them in paradise. He also talks about the time that Garry quit during a Hawaii trip, and headed towards the Maui Airport.

Steve's in Hawaii with Janet, but the guys went ahead and prerecorded a great show for you, with a lot of Hawaiian flavor (fish). There's some Swedish Nomad thrown in too, but that's a Brendan Trebec thing. Guess which fruit Steve and Dag both like best?

After another classic Virginia Monologue, Dag and Brendan make sure that Steve is properly packed for his trip to Hawaii. He hasn't even started yet, but Janet has (she packs EVERYTHING). We've also recorded 10 new shows to cover the next two weeks. Aloha

DJ Greese needs some song ideas for a subscriber's 50th birthday celebration. He is no more accepting of Steve's song ideas than is Dag. Janet likes to keep her plans loose on vacation. As they say in Hawaii, "Hang Loose!". Steve prefers to "Hang Tight!".

Brendan has gone from Supercuts to Superkrauts. He got his haircut Tuesday from a depressed German (played on today's show by Dag). Joe Gaspar joins us as well, since it is Guacamole Wednesday. Steve is concerned about the shark attacks on Maui this week.

Tom Thayer is on today's podcast, and the boys send condolences. Ann, Tom's mom, passed away last week. Her chicken soup lives on at Thayer Bros., though. Tom tries to make sense of the Bears game, and we learn he has a guy who yells at him in his garage.