After a brief and childish discussion about Mitch Albom's description of Heaven, Steve recounts his success at pretending he was an adult during Janet's book club. Johnny Depp reveals his Whales Opus from a Red Roof Inn and Brendan seems to be in a hurry.

After a brief and childish discussion about Mitch Albom's description of Heaven, Steve recounts his success at pretending he was an adult during Janet's book club. Johnny Depp reveals his Whales Opus from a Red Roof Inn and Brendan seems to be in a hurry.

Dag readys his Woodstock abode for the impending thunderstorm. Steve doesn't like the general arrogance displayed by Portillo's. Janet says it's because they always 30 cars in line at the drive thru. Steve's cutting the Rainbow log at Tonight's book club.

After breakfast, Steve finds that he is unable to access the driver's side of his vehicle, thanks to some asshole in an Expedition who parked too closely. There is a moment when he's stuck, and thinks he might die like a dog in a hot car on a summer day.

Brendan is vague about finding the girl from FLL. After some smoothie talk, we get caught up on phone calls. The number is (844) DUD-DAHL. Johnny Depp stops by to rip some guitar "solos" for those of us about to rock. He makes Steve sound like Jimmy Page.

After a false start, Steve manages to get everybody hooked up properly, and Tom (Thayer) is pumped about the big surf on Maui. He's got 10 footers right out in front of his condo. He's going to surf for a couple hours and then go grab a couple fish tacos.

Brendan's headed down to Fort Lauderdale for his cousin's bachelor party. Being familiar with the area, Steve suggested Primanti Brothers for late light food. He also helping Brendan work through his gentleman's club choices. He has settled on Solid Gold.

Today on Ask Janet, she reveals that watching a certain HBO show made Steve "weepy" last weekend. Brendan is lapping it up. Dag, the creative soul that he is, is understanding and loving. Leave it to Stever to cry at an unlikeable Ricky Gervais character.

Brendan sends Steve on a few email wild goose chases. There's talk of another live podcast recording session up in Evanson in July. Dag performs the Floridiots Theme live for an "I Eat Ass" bumper sticker and an alligator in someone's yoga pants stories.

The Game of Thrones Starbucks cup's a plant, people. There are too many continuity checks and balances for that to happen. Adam Sandler's Chris Farley tribute on SNL made Steve rethink his feelings about the Sandman. The guys weigh in on the KY Derby too.