Steve and Janet head home from New Buffalo to their new wood floors. Brendan is still in search of condiments. Plus, it's Guacamole Wednesday! Joe and the boys discuss the Gillette "toxic masculinity" web ad. The Tonight Show in Puerto Rico with Lin Miranda accidentally made Steve like Jimmy Fallon.

Brendan makes the podcast, just not the trip to New Buffalo. He's too busy looking for that rare condiment, malt vinegar. Dag is cleaning up his studio, and finding treasures. Steve is trying to keep the upstairs toilet upstairs. Is it still considered "en suite" if the toilet is in the living room?

Brendan is curious about Steve's wood (floors). Steve acts like an expert, but doesn't seem to know too much about them himself. The podcast is a huge success in MI City, IN. Steve discovered this at the 24-hour Walgreens (during multiple visits). There is also a lingering anger towards Cody Parkey.

On the Season Finale of The Virginia Monologues we find that Virginia has fed Cody Parkey to the wolves (or worse). Will he survive? Will Steve ever get over the Bears loss? We break down the Cody Parkey Today Show interview, and the Sports Machine guys sound off on the beleaguered Bears kicker too!

Janet joins the boys for another episode of Ask Janet. It seems the walls are closing in on Steve and Janet as they are confined to their winter quarters in MI. We learn about a Rusty Taco (it's not a sex move) and Steve struggles with the "gear" needed to facilitate Ask Janet. A small fight ensues.

It's Brendan's Birthday! He does and doesn't have big plans. It's also Guacamole Wednesday, and Frijole Joe joins us from behind the Border Wall that Steve has constructed to keep him at a distance. Probably cheaper to get a restraining order. Steve reviews Bohemian Rhapsody. It's a love/hate thing.

After some coaxing, Brendan joins the show and informs the guys he is moving. Not far, though. He also played Doctor yesterday. Steve is no Don Draper. Dag doesn't like it if you don't know your Slugs history. There's a Floridiot with some items up his butt, and a doorbell licking Californian too.

Steve and the guys recap Sunday's Bears disaster. They all admit that Parkey should go into WITSEC. Brendan is at Foot First in Schaumburg for his mom's Sklar Bunionectomy, Dag is in Woodstock and Steve is New Buffalo claiming he's a audio genius, but still is somehow falling short. 57 leaves a VM!

Steve and the guys recap Sunday's Bears disaster. They all admit that Parkey should go into WITSEC. Brendan is at Foot First in Schaumburg for his mom's Sklar Bunionectomy, Dag is in Woodstock and Steve is New Buffalo claiming he's a audio genius, but still is somehow falling short. 57 leaves a VM!

Janet and Steve are venturing up to Michigan for about two weeks. Steve perfected the on the go studio. Dag and Brendan are recoding back at the studio today. Brendan tried his first sushi burrito and enjoyed it. Steve searched for a video of a man in the box. Plus, Virginia is back with another monologue!