Janet invites the ladies over for a coffee klatch. Brendan is unfamiliar with the term "klatch". Steve polices the back deck gathering, calling out Alberta for breaking the 6-foot barrier. The infamous Steve vs. Janet fridge tarp incident comes to light.

DahlCast subscribers call in from Krakow to the Pacific Northwest to talk about Sunshine Boys' music and diving for bodies, respectively. Steve took speed and sold dirty clams as a boy. Last night, he went comet chasing. Neowise has a tail made of sodium.

Tom Thayer is hosting mornings on the Score this week. Steve and Tom talk NASCAR and Indy 500 memories. Brendan's concerned about roadies building a physical wall at a 1970's Pink Floyd show. Steve and Janet give jeers to Will Ferrell's new Netflix movie.

Steve has brown water at the house and a Scuff Shield on order. Brendan spends quality time with his DVR before saying goodbye to old recordings. Know the difference between Great White and Whitesnake? One band continues to make grave errors in judgement.

Steve showed a knack for carnival games from an early age. He calls bumper cars "dodgems". Glee star Naya Rivera is missing and presumed drowned. Aldi customer Janet is the ultimate snack grandma. Henry ate his first Twinkie and tried to hoard a few more.

Steve applies for a BOH position at Thayer Bros Deli in Joliet. Tom Thayer got punched in the face by Maine South graduate Dave Butz during a game back in the day. Brendan reads about the life and career of Chicago native Toto. Joe stops by Steve's house.

Steve disputes the "parade" designation for Henry Dahl's birthday celebration. Brendan was wowed by fireworks alongside the Dan Ryan. Steve forgets to call Tom Thayer. Brendan got high and lost a pizza. Gotta know the milligrams. Dag tweeted about dreams.

Janet misses the crunch in her dinners, but Steve busted his crown on a Cheez-It. He's visiting a new dentist. Steve's favorite fireworks are cancelled this year. A wealthy Chicagoan blocked off public property by planting hedges. Now the bushes are gone.

Steve's new portable voice machine needs a knob tweak until Satan settles into his comfort zone. RJ Melman, President of Lettuce Entertain You Enterprises, updates us on the twists and turns of the restaurant industry in response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Steve and Janet were spotted in the hot tub. A fish ate a swimming chipmunk on Perch Lake today. Meredith witnessed the food chain happening. Brendan cedar planked a salmon. Tom Thayer recalls Mike Ditka running wind sprints in the basement of Halas Hall.