Steve is unhappy his Florida pool is closing for the season, and talks about his reclusive state when dog-walking. Brendan discusses losing his debit card at Soldier Field and Steve ponders dieting. Plus the return of YouTuber’s Brianna and Jaelin.

Steve and Dag reflect on the history of Columbus Day. Brendan starts late due to a public health issue & looks forward to tonight’s Bears game. The guys have fun with a video of a former Miami Dolphins coach snorting cocaine & Steve takes some calls!

Steve and the guys recap yesterdays Monk visit before diving into some classic Jojo Kincaid talk ups. Steve battles the meat sweats from his big steak lunch this afternoon. Virginia McCaskey performs this weeks Virginia Monologue.

Steve starts by calling David Hochberg to politely refuse his invite to tonight’s Blackhawks game. Then in a calming turn of events, Steve & the guys are joined by Buddhist monk Topokorn and his friend Tony, who guide them through a meditation session.

Steve is happy his work commute’s getting shorter. Steve keeps working his Trump impression & Brendan wants in on the action! Frijole Joe brings tacos for everyone & reminds Steve of an old radio bit. Plus a caller tries to solve Steve’s storage problem!

Steve slaps around a megaphone & workshops his Donald Trump impression. He feels nostalgic for his old Florida building & discovers a hostage situation happened there. An email brings up Arby’s & hair restoration. Plus Brendan’s AncestryDNA results!

Steve & the guys react to the shooting in Las Vegas. Brendan shares a weekend food find & Dag talks his latest breakfast kick. Steve bought some survival gear & the Rocktober show open debuts. Plus Ed Farmer takes on Steve in the Rock Challenge!

Steve has a workshop idea & the guys break down a layered photo bombing incident. Steve talks about getting gas downtown & the guys relive last night’s Bears game. Brendan shares a Blue Line story & a phone call rekindles Steve’s workout thirst!

Steve remembers Hugh Hefner’s legacy & thanks him for a sexual revolution. Virginia stops by to give her thoughts on tonight’s Bears-Packers game & the season so far. Then Janet answers your questions about family birthdays, Chicago restaurants & moving!

Steve’s mildly concerned about his left eye, but Frijole Joe reassures him. Steve talks about his sub-par restaurant experience yesterday & a quest for salt. They finish yesterday’s Meatball Salad article & Steve saves a listener from nocturnal urination!