The Stoned Genius keeps it short as there are two episodes on Monday and tests a new microphone. In this episode, TSG talks about what they are expecting from their body over the next 12 to 16 weeks post-op as their workouts will have to be drastically different. How will this affect Speedo season for TSG? TSG also talks about the Catherine "Dunkelmann" interview and explains the lengths they will go through so that someone has to say yes.

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The Stoned Genius discusses some of his favorite TV shows from his childhood. Most notably, BJ and the Bear. Why was it "the Bear"? His name was Bear, no one else goes by "the" something. That would be like me calling myself The Stoned Genius...oh, never mind. TSG also discusses the humor he finds in fans of Bridgerton missing the intimate scenes from season 1. (ep054)

The Stoned Genius talks about growing up a mall rat at Metcalf South Shopping Center in Overland Park, Kansas. TSG talks about going to the hair salon with his mom. Eating with the family at Putsch's cafeteria most Sundays after church. Having my first "wet" kiss with Sue after the arcade and finding a job that I loved at a video store.

The Stoned Genius discusses what types of lies you can tell the dying. TSG explains why going to the top on problems will yield the best results. TSG also talks about the power of the Platypus and how owning one might make you rich.

The Stoned Genius talks about things they would like to possibly learn while they are off work after surgery. TSG explains what SMDB!$ means and who would need to decide what that amount is. TSG wonders about setting yourself apart on a street corner. It seems there should be alien talk in episode 51, but there is not. (ep051)

Someone gets mad at The Stoned Genius for a comment they made about the Big Ole Freak video by Megan Thee Stallion. TSG also talks about his 90-year-old father going into hospice care and things that are going on at his parents' house. TSG also wonders about putting a person in an outfit with an animal print, putting them on all fours, and then putting the animal in with them. (ep 050)

The Stoned Genius talks about how April Fool's day used to mean something to them, now it is just another day. TSG talks about having their father transition into hospice care and what that means. The SLAP comes up again and seems to be a point of contention with some people. TSG also coins the word VIRGENIUS...which is a genius who is still a virgin.

The Stoned Genius talks about THE SLAP at the Oscars. TSG talks about how you should never resort to violence unless it is self-defense or two or more willing parties. TSG also explains the word alopecia...which means hair loss. TSG explains why he thinks the Smiths are arrogant and out of touch with reality.

The Stoned Genius talks about the videos in his workout playlist and how those videos are connected to bidet culture. TSG reviews a few of the videos in his playlist and discusses his bewilderment at the content of what he is watching. TSG also talks about the greatest lyrics ever written in the song "Work that Ass for Daddy". This song changed TSG's life found out why.

The Stoned Genius talks about his love for owning a bidet. TSG talks about wanting to maintain a clean butt due to the popularity of analingus. Keeping a clean butt is a way of life. TSG also talks about why shaving your Harry Crack (butt crack if you weren't catching that) is a must because no one likes stank ass.  TSG previews tomorrow's topic which goes hand-in-hand (tongue-in-crack?) with today's episode. (ep045)