The Stoned Genius wishes to apologize for the sound quality on today's show. The connection with my guest was less efficient than we thought.

John and TSG talk about the "right of sepulcher". TSG thinks a "Weekend at Bernie's/StanleyCup" type arrangement where my friends get to take me to do things one last time. We also discuss the After-death catapult idea as a way to make money for my family once I am gone. There is also talk of "bidet-culture" and "the Human Centipede".

The Stoned Genius recaps the interview (bonus out Tomorrow) with Attorney John Humphrey. John talks about the "Right of Sepulcher" and discusses what might be allowed to be done with my body once I am dead. Good news for TSGs' friends, they might get a "Weekend at Bernie's" type send-off for him. Bidet-culture is when you keep your bottom clean because you never know when it is time to eat.

The Stoned Genius talks about saying the word sucks about a professional baseball player Pete LaCock (what a boss mustache on his trading card) and after 40+ years finally apologizes for that transgression. TSG also wonders if Nebraska's "It's not for everyone" campaign is a challenge or a warning. Who does Nebraska not want in their state?

The stoned Genius talks about entering an online discussion about time travel and relays his own story of traveling through time. TSG is also worried that the International High IQ Society, The Society, will send a hit squad after them or even worse will revoke their membership status. TSG also relays old man penis stories...yes there is more than one.

The Stoned Genius talks about why they had to reschedule the John Humphrey interview. TSG realizes there is a remote possibility that they are the dumbest person in the International High IQ Society. TSG hopes someone consults their Magic 8-ball whenever they reply to something TSG says. TSG talks about his 90-year-old father being admitted to the hospital.

The Stoned Genius discusses what it is like to be a member of a "genius society". TSG talks about making snarky, sometimes passive-aggressive comments to many of the posts within our society. TSG gives a shout-out to Daniel, a member of the IHIQS, who seemed interested to find out more about being a stoned genius. TSG also talks about being scolded about the dangers of drugs but seems too high to care about.

The Stoned Genius talks about their initial reaction to Kran Organics' new Chill Cakes. TSG and their wife Bobbi tried the PB&J Chill Cake and their results are shared. TSG also talks about their desire to have a catapult be part of their funerary festivities and talks about the upcoming guest that will discuss that option for disposal of my body.

The Stoned Genius finally speaks to their Co-Ghost and gets let down easily. TSG also talks bout trying to get into Heaven and what that chance may look like without his wife speaking on their behalf. (Spoiler alert: TSG won't be getting in) TSG also changes their mind on who will actually be manning the pearly gates of heaven.

The Stoned Genius talks about being ghosted. TSG also talks about the desire to start a couple of side hustles.

The Stoned Genius hears from the friend whom they were visiting on day one on their stoner journey...thanks "Crim McGrumbleby" for getting me hooked on the green stuff! No, seriously! Thanks! It has changed my life. TSG also has a 10-minute moment of clarity around the 30-minute mark discussing how both he and their wife should change their mindset the next time they consume edibles. A more positive mindset may lead to a more positive outcome. TSG finishes the show by discussing some of the purchases their 90-year-old father has been making from the news channels he watches. 

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