"Trust me, you can, uh, understand communication and still end up single."

"This is something you do for a billion years or not at all. This isn't fashion."

"That rug really tied the room together."

"We wasted the good surprise on you!"

"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

"Well, you can be wrong a million times. You only gotta be right once."

"This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus."

"He who bemoans the lack of opportunity, forgets that small doors many times open up into large rooms."

"Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?"

"To infinity, and beyond!"