"We wasted the good surprise on you!"

"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

"Well, you can be wrong a million times. You only gotta be right once."

"This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus."

"He who bemoans the lack of opportunity, forgets that small doors many times open up into large rooms."

"Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?"

"To infinity, and beyond!"

"Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they're giving me awards."

"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."

"Hey Ray, wouldn't it be funny if I went to Harvard, you went to Jail and we both ended up surrounded by crooks."