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"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

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"Well, you can be wrong a million times. You only gotta be right once."

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"This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus."

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"He who bemoans the lack of opportunity, forgets that small doors many times open up into large rooms."

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"Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?"

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"To infinity, and beyond!"

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"Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they're giving me awards."

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"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."

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"Hey Ray, wouldn't it be funny if I went to Harvard, you went to Jail and we both ended up surrounded by crooks."

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"I like words and letters, but I'm not crazy about complete sentences."