This is usually where I write something vaguely clever, or try to be anyway.

 

But Episode 24 is so good that I don't even need to.

Seriously stop reading about the Sultans on Twitter and our Facebook page, and just start listening!

The nWo are here, and Our World Is About To Change!

 

What's Joey Geko's dream-life like lately? What was Gary's wrestling name? Which inanimate object will take Joe's MVP this Episode?

All these questions...AND MORE will be answered as we travel to Sturgis for WCW inaugural Hog Wild PPV.

 

Correction: Joey Geko mistakenly claimed that Sub-Zero appeared maskless in MK2, when he should have said MK3

 

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Our world is about to change...

And, if your like us, change is terrifying and awful, so bask in the warm, familiar glow of the Sultans of Spandex as Joe, Gary, and Joey Geko review one of the most pivotal Pay-Per-Views of all time:

 

Bash at the Beach 1996

 

Join us as we discuss long-standing Sultan traditions, the origin of the Carson City Dollar, and whether or not Sting has cotton-mouth.

DBZ also makes its surprise Sultans return!

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Episode 21?!?! Our little podcast can now legally drink!

Maybe we should have... 

 

 

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Who is this Mysterious Stranger in our WCW wrestling ring!?

Who is the newest father in the Sultans of Spandex?!?

Who is the Mauler (is it Maller?)?!?!

Is it truly nobler in the mind to suffer, the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?

All these question and more will be dealt with, if not actually answered by the time you're done listening to this Episode

 

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We have a SubReddit now? Cool, I guess? It won't really be cool until YOU, the listener, make it cool.

Gather round, children, gather round! Let the mellifluous voices of Joe Blake, and Gary Early sooth and enlighten, and quite possibly, entertain you.

 

Also, Joey Geko says some things...keep you fingers by that 'Jump Forward 15 Seconds' button for when THAT happens.

 

If Slamboree were a restaurant it would clearly be a Ponderosa: way too much food, reasonably priced. Enjoy the buffet that the Sultans of Spandex have prepared for you!

 

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Remember Uncensored 95? Please remember Uncensored 95, and forgive the Sultans of Spandex.

 

Join Joe Blake, Gary Early, and Joey Geko as they review Uncensored 96, and try to find the true meaning of friendship as they love and support each other through this trying time.

 

We didn't ask for this...

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A new year has dawned upon WCW! It's 1996 and the world as we know it is poised on the brink of cataclysmic change. But first we've gotta get through Superbrawl 96. And boy-oh-boy do we have a great time doing it.

 

Come along with Joe Blake, Gary Early, and Joey Geko as we meet the Public Enemy, say goodbye to a couple folks, and find out how many people it takes to stop one Loch Ness monster

 

It's Episode 171 Superbrawl 96

 

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Liam knows WAAAY more about Brian Pillman than Joey Geko does, so maybe look him up

::Imagine that one Led Zepplin song (you know, the one from the new Thor movie?) is playing right now, talking about coming from the land of ice and snow and whatever...cause like, we went North! Not like over the Wall North, but just up to WWF, so still pretty North. So yeah, imagine that song is setting the mood for this next great episode of the Sultans of Spandex and it'll be super cool::

 

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Welcome to the Sultans-Oh...wait...that's already in the episode, isn't it?

 

Um...Well... Here's the brand new Sultans of Spandex episode you've all been waiting for: Starrcade 95

 

References include: Wrestling, Oldboy, Akira, and probably Deadpool 2

Enjoy Ladies and Gentlemen.

 

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