The Sultans Of Spandex's WCW Podcast

Oh nelly! Do we have a sweet one for you! Joe Blake, Gary Early, and Joey Geko each take control of one ring for this explosive 14th episode of the Sultans of Spandex!

     Wintness the horror, the triumph, the struggle of 60 men trying to make this shit interesting...

     Also: Big Bubba Rigers finds an unexpected ally as we take our look at the Inagural World War 3 pay-per-view event!

 

Joey Geko has a Twitter, but he never uses it anymore. Try this one instead.

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Welcome to Hell!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA It's the spookiest time of year, once again, in WCW, and, once again, the Sultans are here to bring you all the trick, and what treats they can find, for Episode 13 Halloween Havoc 95!

    How exactly does DBZ relate to Darkside Hogan? What happened to Goku's tail? How old IS that girl??

   Only within the haunted house that is this cursed Episode can these and many other questions be answered!

    Joey Geko is forced to [censor] himself yet again, Gary Early tries to escape a deadly chemical attack (not actually featured, but trust me, it happened), but scariest of all, Joe Blake sings. Not once. Not twice, but thrice! 

    So please, join our barely coherant, and mostly Lord of the Rings-free review of Halloween Havoc 95.

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Join Joey Geko, Joe Blake, and Gary Early as they tromp through the proverbial leaves during an unseasonably warm review of WCW's Fall Brawl 95.

    Has Joey Geko finally gone too far? Will Joe Blake join him on the dark side?

    Garly Early does not approve of some of this material, but you will!

[Some helpful fans pointed out a few audio missteps in this episode, for which I, Joey Geko, humbly apologize. After figuring out what happened, I've done my best to get this episode back up to the standards to which I try to hold myself, and the Sultans. Thank you for your understanding.]

     When worlds collide, the Sultans of Spandex will be there, making themselves laugh, and just hoping you might chuckle along.

     In this exciting episode, the Sultans take a look at the debut of WCW's Monday Nitro and take a peek over at the WWF's competing program, Raw is War.

     Who will manage to claim the first ever, highly coveted, Company of the Night award?!?

 

SPOILERS: It's not Raw.

We're Back!!

Episode 10 Bash at the Beach 95 is here.

Yes, like those 3 dinosaurs from that one movie, the Sultans of Spandex have returned and our goblets (full of darkness) runneth over with thoughts, opinions, and 30% less humor than we intended.

It's been a full calendar year for the WCW since we began our journey together, and we've come full circle back the the beach. For REAL this time.

Come and play in the sand, watch some guys do the wrestle, and join the Sultans as we review Bash at the Beach 95!

It's gonna be a time...

The Sultans return! Who would have thought? Ok, ok, everybody put your hands down. That wasn't a real question!

Joe Blake, Gary Early, and Joey Geko brave the heat of the Dayton, Ohio summer to bring you their review of Great American Bash 95.

Will WCW ever be the same? Will Gary forgive Joey for what he said about the Renegade? Did Joe get his Twitter handle correct? All these question-and more!-will be answer if you can but muster up the courage to listen to the newest episode of the Sultans of Spandex!

Welcome to one half of the Sultans of Spandex WCW review podcast. Technical difficulties caused us a whole hell of a lot of trouble this episode, but we didn't let that stop us from delivering the Episode of the Century! It's (most) of Slamboree 1995!

In fairness, this is a COMPLETE episode, but you'll find out exactly what happend soon enough.

Enjoy! ^_^

“The program you are about to hear is a first for the Sultans of Spandex. The following podcast, Uncensored 95, has been recorded due to the many grudges and differences which have developed between wrestlers over the past few months. With this in mind, the Sultans of Spandex Board of Governors has the following statement: Every match at Uncensored will be reviewed without the sanction of the SoS board. The following conversations have been agreed upon by all involved and will be held solely to settle any personal disputes. Get ready for a professional podcast episode like none other. Prepare yourselves for the Sultans of Spandex Unauthorized, Unsanctioned and UNCENSORED.”

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...Joey Geko proudly brings to you...the tag team champions of your heart: the Road Dogg Joe Blake, the Bad Ass Gary Early! the Sultans! Of! Spandex!

Might be a few years early for that intro, but I'm gonna go with it. The Sultans make the trip up North to review the Royal Rumble from 1995.

We get a new IC Champ, crown a couple of jabronis with the tag straps, and watch 30 men hug each other for 48 minutes.

We aslo experimented with a new microphone set-up, so apologies for the ruffles and knocks. We'll get it all sorted out before next episode, and I tried to edit out the worst of it.

Enjoy!

Don't you dare be sour!!! It's a new year, yes it is! 1995 comes bursting through your speakers with the Sultans of Spandex reviewing Superbrawl 95!

Join Joe Blake, Gary Early, and Joey Geko, as we say goodbye to a self-destructive hero, and hello to the demon, who's name is fear.

It's time! It's time! It's podcast time!!