Back again! God, what don't Jack and Mike talk about this time? Plenty of stories about bikes. Does the younger generation still find getting racked funny? Eating your feelings turning into a McDonald's thought process turning into Taco Bell and their weird rules. The Inside the NBA show being FULL OF IT. Portable sex toys??????

It's almost too much to name. Or remember. One of the two. Who knows?

OH YEAH, and finally our thoughts on the WandaVision series finale PLUS our WandaVision exit survey.

So pop in your wired headphones you poor fool and tell a friend.

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RELAX WITH THE RULES TACO BELL

Another week, another podcast. This time, the dudes talk about the news story involving Lady Gaga, her dogs, and thievery. Would we be good farmers? Why do we even need jobs? I DUNNO.

Then, we hop into our new segment: SURREAL STATS/ABSURD ARITHMATIC, where we figure out just exactly how much money Carrie Underwood cost her cheating ex from the BANGER, "Before He Cheats".

A quick discussion on The Incredibles universe and if they're actually good at super hero-ing or not. THEN FINALLY, we break down the penultimate episode of WandaVision with spoilers, theories, easter eggs, and much more!

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REASONABLY SPEAKING, NAME ANOTHER PODCAST TO BRING UP FRENCH PEOPLE TWO SEPARATE TIMES IN ONE RECORDING

BACK AGAIN. On this week's episode, Jack and Mike talk about what a craving actually is as we divulge into the fant4stic burgers we were previously craving. INCEPTION! Are commercials playing tricks on us? What was MTV up to in the mid 00's? and WHY does Dasani taste like THAT?! Bench etiquette in sports? Oh, yeah, speaking of FANT4STIC, Denny's has another specialty menu...

plus so much more!

AS ALWAYS, we discuss the latest episode of WandaVision (ep. 7) and talk theories, easter eggs, and how things are coming full circle. Listen to us brag about what we were right about and not acknowledge what we've been wrong about!

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REWATCH SEXY BURGER COMMERCIALS

BET YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GET TWO EPISODES THIS WEEK, DID YOU???? On this COOL episode, Jack and Mike break down The Waffle House Experience, Denny's 2009 Touring Band Menu, and a quick visitation of our old friend Missed Erections.

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REVISIT DENNY'S MENU

SUP!? On this week's episode, Jack and Mike CONVERSE about their latest injuries and the level of jerk you have to be to order pizza during a snow storm. THEN the fellas play a ROUSING game of Mario Kart 64 while discussing Valentine's Day, what temperatures actually are, snow days from their YOUTH and much more all while -- OH MY GOD DID YOU HIT ME WITH THE BLUE SHELL?! I HOPE YOU NEVER FEEL HAPPINESS EVER AGAIN. 

As always, we end the episode breaking down and theorizing the latest episode of WandaVision. SPOILER: Mephisto, we're like 90% sure that you are 100% messing with us.

Thank you for listening and TELL YA FRIENDS

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REFLEXES SO GOOD I CAN DODGE ANY BANANA PEEL ON RAINBOW ROAD

GOOD DAY (OR NIGHT OR EVENING OR WHATEVER)

Want to know what a podcast sounds like when all of your notes throughout the week somehow mysteriously get deleted, but you're still dedicated to the craft? Sweet, then this monstrosity of a podcast will fill that void.

We touch base on our Super Bowl predictions - whoops. We ramble on about things that are upsetting like bad football games or hand j's. We pontificate on freezer food, spinach sending emails, those first few Superman movies having LARGELY QUESTIONABLE content in them. Also, probably waaaaay too much poop talk, but look, Ben and Jerry's came out with a delicious new flavor and the GOOD LORD ABOVE cursed us with lactose deficiencies. And that's just the start of it all.

PER USUAL we recap the latest episode of #WandaVision and give our thoughts and theories on what is going on and what is to come!  

So pop in a earbud and avoid working at your lame job for an hour and some change and let's get to rockin'.

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REWATCH SUPERMAN MOVIES BUT SKIP THE HORRIFIC PARTS

WE DID IT! Hello, and welcome to the 100th episode of The Surreal and Absurd Club!

On this episode, DEM BOYS talk about penis sizes, Super Bowl prop bets, and play a ROUSING game of Truth or Dab. 

Hey, look, it's a pretty hot sauce and air fryer chicken wings taste great.

Stay tuned until the end to catch up on episode 4 of WandaVision, as we break down what we know so far, speculate on what's to come, and all that JAZZ.

Thank you for listening, it's been a wild three years and we're stoked to keep it going as we hit this milestone.

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REEEEEEEEALLY HOT SAUCE

HEY! On this week's installment, the DUDES talk about breakfast food (hey don't be aggressive), the many BATMEN (hey don't make poor lists where certain obvious batmen are ranked higher than other, MORE DESERVING BATMEN), some HOT MCU rumors involving the blind one, the old one, the green one (hey not that green one), what happens if you eat HOT WINGS from a CHAIN RESTAURANT (hey it's fine calm down, but also DEAR GOD), and also Episode 3 of WandaVision (hey spoilers).

All this and much more in this cool episode where our Super Bowl predictions will be correct, or you never heard us make them.

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REASONABLY ALL THE BATMEN ARE AT BEST JUST OKAY

Hello! On this week's episode, the guys hash out where they'd like to go SANS money, tell some anecdotal stories, attempt to figure out the air fryer, and break down the titans that are Godzilla and King Kong.

The last couple of minutes they also dive deep into the first two episodes of WandaVision and speculate on what's to come!

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REALIZE THE FIVE STAR RATING HELPS

GREETINGS. On this week's episode, Mike and Jack discuss fun talking like old people in retail stores, shower thoughts, the new MCU show WandaVision (dumb name, it's just "long division" with peanut butter on the room of your mouth), alternative broadcasting and much more!

Look, I'm bad at the description part so I don't know what to tell you. Give it a listen, laugh along, cry along, yell along. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

The five star rating would be greatly appreciated if you DIG (shout out Mudvayne) what you're hearing.

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SEE YOU NEXT WEEK

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REWATCH SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING