The Texas Law Dog Podcast

(01:53 - 06:45) - Law Dog leads off the show by taking the people into a recap of last night's final league bowling match between his Funky Fingers and Beaux's Sloppy Bowl Jobs. Accusations of cheating, strategic alcohol assault, it all went down.

The controversy was aplenty during the match and LD calls his team to check in on their hangovers and gives his guest a chance to defend himself before the interview after accidentally calling the wrong Beau in his phone.

(06:46 - 55:10) - Law Dog sits down with his guest Beaux Broach, a non-practicing attorney who also happens to be gay - to have an honest conversation about what's going on in the gay community.

We take a look at Beaux's past and present, how and why people in the community are still commonly misunderstood, and what the future of the LGBTQ movement holds for America.

(55:11 - 60:23) Law Dog calls in Corporate Coyote to HR to apologize for an errant potentially homophobic slur on a previous episode

(60:24 - 63:05) We briefly recap the @boylecomedy interview

(63:06 - 65:20) THERE ARE WILD TIGERS RUNNING AMUCK IN H TOWN

(65:21 - 79:03) Dr. Fauci and the narrative are on the ropes and so is every Biden voter (unless they make enough money to just virtue signal)

(79:04 - 82:41) Republicans being controlled opposition makes them equally fallible to hypocrisy, but will they ever see it?

Also be sure to check out my friend Jack Whyte's new podcast Y'all Are Gay and his journey about coming out at a small baptist college in Waco, Texas.

We are back on June 11. Please subscribe like rate and review and follow us fact-checking the fact-checkers on Instagram @txlawdog and visit our website to drop a message on the Law Dog hotline.

(00:01 - 08:16) - Law Dog kicks off the show talking about what's coming up for the show the next few weeks.

Australian comedian David Boyle @boylecomedy joins us all the way from India for PART TWO of his interview.

PART ONE was Episode 16 - listen to that first. Then 15, 14, 13, 12, etc. Listen to all of them.

(08:17 - 18:05) We start by really getting to know Boyle as a former drunken crane operator in Australia eventually leading him to comedy

(18:06 - 25:53) The new hire HR fact-checker Corporate Coyote may have earned himself a trip to HR with a recent sobriety slip-up and what he's learned from it

(25:54 - 37:10) Boyle takes us on his former drug-filled days across South America and the states

(37:11 - 53:36) The boys talk ketamine, k-holes, and an assortment of fucked up benders that led to physical pain

(53:37 - 64:50) Law Dog inquires about Boyle's 250 rupee fine he received for not wearing a mask in his car, Indian witch-doctor healing, and a few other fun questions to close it out!

Check out @boylecomedy on Instagram and his podcast I'm Quitting Alcohol.

He also just started a Patreon, we highly recommend the second tier so you can watch him be interrogated by police while on mushrooms AND hungover.

Please subscribe like rate and review and follow us following the fact-checkers on Instagram @txlawdog and visit our website to drop a message on the Law Dog hotline.

(00:01 - 25:34) Law Dog kicks off the show by bringing in his own HR fact-checker to go over some non-misinformation Law Dog accidentally posted on Instagram of President Biden "comforting" his grandson. We investigate what's what with the fact-checkers first.

(25:35 - 27:52) Law Dog is in search of a sprightly young producer

(27:53 - 32:20) Law Dog and Corporate Coyote talk about what 'comedy' looks like in 2021

(32:21 - 33:48) Law Dog weighs in on why you should hide your Newports from the cops and why he should be the mouthpiece for BLM

(33:54 - 54:31) Australian comedian David Boyle @boylecomedy joins the show for PART ONE of his interview all the way from Bangalore, India to discuss all things drugs, covid, tigers, and drinking dirty river water

(54:32 - 59:30) Law Dog wraps up part one of the Boyle interview with a few parting words on the new CDC guidelines and what we should all do with them

PART TWO with Boyle (Episode 17) drops on Friday, May 21 at noon CST. Check him out @boylecomedy and his podcast I'm Quitting Alcohol.

Please subscribe like rate and review @txlawdog and visit our website to drop a message on the Law Dog hotline.

(01:40 - 58:55) We are so excited that @jasonbassler, co-founder of the @thefreethoughtproject & @policingthepolice, joined us for a fun hour of conversation about police reform, bad American policy, good ideas to undo that policy, and so much more!

(59:00 - 72:21) Law Dog leaves the people with a few words about empathy, fear, censorship, and future plans for the show

This was recorded on Tuesday April 13, 2021 and new information has come to light that wasn't mentioned here.

(00:01-10:49) - Law Dog introduces guest and true crime “expert”, Cece, and explores her world

(10:50 - 18:50) - We briefly discuss law enforcement training and how it may play into a shooting of an unarmed suspect

(18:55- 25:25) - We go over the audio from body camera footage of Officer Kim Potter, & breakdown the video and shooting of Daunte Wright, & explore why there so much incompetence in our justice system

(25:30- 40:27) - Was this an act of racism? Has this happened before? Law Dog discusses the shooting of Oscar Grant and breaks down involuntary and voluntary manslaughter versus murder versus criminally negligent homicide. Law Dog talks about what charges he think will be brought once or if Kim Potter is charged

(40:33-50:27) - What is a mass shooting? How are these charges presented? Was there anyone in the car during the shooting of Daunte Wright? What questions would the Law Dog ask Kim Potter as her legal representation? Updates on some great interviews we have coming up for the show. Does securing legal representation before being charged make you look guilty?

(50:36- 56:00)- We wrap up with common sense tactics to follow during a traffic stop.

Lucky Number 13!

(00:01 - 11:04) Law Dog and Azeem are back to discuss all things comedic about the world and remind you that this is and always has been a comedy podcast - not a legal podcast! HA!

(11:05 - 19:34) Law Dog tells you to update your ioS for the new passport and to just accept it as inevitable already

(19:35 - 30:10) Law Dog tells jokes about a little thing called the Overton window

(30:11 - 35:12) Law Dog calls on his intelligence agency listeners to provide their feedback on the show

(35:13 - 37:39) Law Dog calls on Dave Portnoy and Barstool to start his own Instagram platform

(37:40 - 48:25) All conspiracy theorists must be stopped from spreading disinformation!

(48:26 - 53:05) We talk HIPAA

(53:06 - 68:47) Law Dog closes it out by talking GOD and the LAW, Republican hypocrisy, and whether he believes the pawns will have the kings at the end of all of this

Episode 12 is a little different, I am joined by a very special guest to talk about all things addiction. We delve into our own anonymous pasts with a multitude of stories, lessons, advice, and discuss a few current topics going on around the world.

This is not one for the kids and contains some dark material.

If you or a loved one is struggling with drugs and/or alcohol you can call a 24/7 helpline @ 1-800-662-HELP. The National Suicide Prevention hotline is 1-800-273-8255.

(00:01 - 04:28) - Law Dog & Azeem catch up since the power hiatus and rundown the show, which includes:

(04:29 - 13:46) Akash SURVIVED the c0vid and rejoins us alive and well! We caught up over lunch recently and briefly talk about latest news re: the forbidden topic and why Catholics should avoid baby powder made by J&J

(13:47 - 26:34) Law Dog talks failure of power, why he hates Greg Abbott for accepting an award for wind power a week before stupidly blaming them for the grid going out, how it ties into dark Texas money in old-guard Republican politics, & why we should all split our votes in 2022 - find someone you disagree with and pledge to vote for a third-party candidate.

(26:35 - 38:38) Law Dog talks about how proud he is of the Biden administration for getting Xr. Potato Head gender-neutral and his other myriad of accomplishments to bomb.. er.. boot so far! We also fairly dog on Ted Cruz for going full Alien on spring breakers on us while we all froze… AND Akash opens his Christmas gift from law dog in March (hint: it's the cover art for this episode)

(38:39 - 128:51) - Landlord/Tenant Attorney Matt Wideman joins us all the way from St. Louis, Missouri to discuss how tenants can protect themselves during these trying times.We discuss a myriad of topics and tangents, including Matt's many encounters with Nelly growing up, a little civil war history, practicing law during the pandemic, and some great common-sense advice to follow so that you can avoid potential squabbles with your landlord!

(LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Matt does not endorse, support, or approve of ANY of the content or material contained in this show outside of his own statements in this interview - for obvious reasons.)

(128:52 - 130:58) - Law Dog closes the show with a little personal note and what to expect coming up

(01:52) - (21:09)

Law Dog & Azeem kick off double-digit episodes with Law Dog repping GAMESTOP HOLDERS EVERYWHERE as they discuss their failed Gamestop/Gamestonk invasion and quest for truth which leads us to….

Law dog learning his favorite mall food restaurant Sarku Japan was forever closed - which may have been sadder than him and Azeem being immediately shut down by local mall enforcement.

That brings us into a broader discussion of the entire wallstreetbets vs. evil hedge funds saga and the broader implications thereof.

(21:10) - (36:11)

Law Dog & Azeem face an unhappy mall security officer outside of the Gamestop at the mall. They discuss being shut down and heading to a second Gamestop location, which was, you guessed it: closed. Retail is dead people.

Law Dog was lucky enough to catch one lady and her two sons trying to shop @ the closed Gamestop & she was nice enough to speak with us, which...

inevitably leads LD into a fun little rant about the media manipulating us and the need for everyone with ten million dollars or less to unite (be sure to skip 31:00 - 36:11)

(36:12) - (89:05)

We welcome again for the first time second guest and Houston criminal defense attorney HUGH BRASHER @criminaldefenseattorney (brasherlawoffice.com)

Hugh was kind enough to join Law Dog in the studio aka living room for a fireside chat wherein they discuss practicing law during Covid, some fun conspir@cies wherein Law Dog defends his belief in Merpeople much to Hugh's chagrin, pointless law school courses, Law dog's dogs, & we discuss why Joe Exotic may have been wrongfully denied a presidential pardon and righfully suited to lead the party of the man who denied him.

(LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Hugh does not endorse, support, or approve of ANY of the content or material contained in this show outside of this interview - for obvious reasons.)

Law Dog & Azeem discuss the country's affairs a day before the insurrection at the capitol - the message remained poignant despite the lack of that information and we hope you enjoy the discussion.