The Third Floor Corridor

In this week's episode we have a very dramatically lit scene, meet someone with possibly the loosest morals in the series, and Harry realizes that he hates this place, he hates all of you, he hates Dumbledore the most, and this is all his fault.

In this week's episode we see Hogwarts welcome some guests, finally reveal the details about the Triwizard Tournament, and explore some of the implications of Hagrid's fur suit.

This week we get to see some of the worst things magic has to offer from the most captivating new professor at Hogwarts. We also take some time to appreciate the newest Hagrid Original.

In this week's episode we make our long awaited return to Hogwarts and learn about the new magical event everyone will be talking about. But wait, did he say death toll?

This week we learn about wizard history and how it is beginning to repeat itself. Then everyone gets mad at each other and starts yelling. Speaking of, who else can I accuse of casting the Dark Mark?

In this week's episode we get to meet the movers and shakers behind the Quidditch World Cup and enjoy the spectacle of wizard sports. I also take the opportunity to slap on my private investigator hat and hunt a man down.

In this week's episode we get a delightful slice of life at the Burrow, learn more about the wider wizarding world, and eat some candy that blows you up.

In this week's episode Harry transitions back into the magical world in a perfectly smooth manner and we learn that Hedwig is the professor McGonagall of owls.

As we begin the fourth book we get to see what Voldemort is up to, Harry's reaction to what Voldemort is up to, and discuss the finer points of birdomancy.

In this special episode we present our list ranking the professors of Hogwarts from best to worst. This being Hogwarts worst is a relative term and we had to grade it on a curve.