The Third Floor Corridor

In our very first special episode we delve into the strange and mysterious world of character ships and rank our favorites and least favorites.  We also learn that the true magic is love, or maybe time travel.

In this week's episode we get a look at wizard public transport, Harry gets to enjoy some time away from the Dursleys, and we ponder the nature of books made out of weird living leather.

To kick off Prisoner of Azkaban we discuss Harry's eventful summer before his third year which includes a visit from his favorite aunt. We also encourage wizard children to unleash the beast, with the caveat that they not do so to other children.

In our wrap-up episode for Chamber of Secrets we discuss highs and lows of the book as a whole and redefine our standards by creating a new low tier: Rock Bottomer.

In the final two chapters of Chamber of Secrets Harry does battle with a giant snake and a relative degree of normalcy returns to Hogwarts. We also learn about the Dumbledore method of circuses and bread, but he puts drugs in the bread.

In this week's episode we encounter entirely too many spiders and finally figure out where the chamber is located. We also learn that Hagrid might be an ecoterrorist. 

In this episode's chapters Harry gets really into reading, we learn more about magical government, and explore the concept of wizard double jeopardy.

In this week's episode we are introduced to the most troubling beverage in the wizarding world and Harry decides that if he's going to antagonize a snake then he's gonna do it right.

In this episode we get to see some of the less fun sides of life in the magical world and take a reluctant peek into the Big Book of Wizard Hate Speech.

In this episode's chapters we learn about Hogwarts' lax hate speech rules, Madame Hooch's lax refereeing style, and that the only way you get sent home from Hogwarts is in a body bag.