The Three Broomsticks

Matthew (AbsentMindedRaven) joins Irvin, Karoline, and Taavi to talk about entertainment in the Wizarding World. We get into newspapers, books, music, sport and games and realize the options for entertainment are rather limited as a wizard.

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In this episode:

• Should Lockhart be proud of winning the Most Charming Smile Award?
• 17th-century copyright law explains everything!
• Main celebrities: ghost writers of the wizarding world
• "The Weird Sisters" is a very edgy band name
• See a show at Godric's Hollow Community Theater
• Do wizards have recorded music?
• Who needs dancers when you can charm objects to dance?
• Hogwarts really needs dance classes
• How to make Gobstones a decent spectator sport?
• "I don't want to die for this nincompoop"

Pub's Jukebox: A Cauldron Full of Hot Strong Love by The Silver Doe

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We are joined by our editor, Patrick Musilek, to discuss the signature moments of the main seven characters in the Harry Potter series, as defined by J. K. Rowling:

1. Harry Potter
2. Hermione Granger
3. Ron Weasley
4. Ginny Weasley
5. Neville Longbottom
6. Luna Lovegood
7. Draco Malfoy

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In this episode:

• Harry's defining moment might be when he falls apart
• Ron shines when he overcomes his insecurities
• Draco goes where a Horcrux won't!
• Hermione is Harry's ally through and through
• "Ginny is obviously bae"
• Plot twist: Ginny is possessed the whole time
• ChatGPT is just like Riddle's diary
• We offer you dramatic readings here at the pub
• We're in our feelings about Luna
• Draco is defined as a ferret

Podcasts:

• Fandom Shmandom by Aureo, Sam & Sierra
• Hurry Potter by Patrick Musilek

Pub's Jukebox:

• On the Other Hand by Witherwings
• Hurry Potter original music by Patrick Musilek

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We discuss chapter 23 in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: The Yule Ball. We dive deep into the ball and its dance partners, the Christmas presents, and all the intrigues in this chapter.

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In this episode:

• Harry canonically does homework
• Hermione invented Invisalign!
• Dobby loves a dramatic entrance
• The Dursleys put in effort to be nasty
• A good use of pink?!
• Draco and Ron have a lot in common
• Wizarding Heartstopper about Crabbe and Goyle
• The magical eye is overpowered
• Would Lucius Malfoy wear a tank top?
• Snaps for a sassy Ron Weasley

Resources: Malfoy by Irvin

Pub's Jukebox: On Behalf of Neville by The Whomping Willows

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Christian Richardson joins Aureo, Sam, and Sierra to discuss food in the Harry Potter series. We talk about the importance of shared meals and how different characters are portrayed through food.

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In this episode:

• Gamp's law around food
• Feasts served with a pinch of slavery
• British food culture doesn't seem to reflect the importance of food in the Wizarding World
• Absences from meals at Hogwarts are noted
• The trio handles the absence of food differently
• Dumbledore occasionally eats something that isn't candy
• Bacon sandwiches trump everything
• Food is a love language in Harry Potter
• Mars bars are not bright tonight
• Death Day catering is where the money is at

Pub's Jukebox: Honeydukes by Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills

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DJ and Mayuri (Not The Droids and Spiced Volumes podcast) join Aureo and Sophia to discuss the hirings and firings of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professors in the Harry Potter series. We discuss the impact of Voldemort's curse on the subject and the results as seen through Harry's eyes.

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In this episode:

• Harry should have been a DADA teacher
• It's a swing to go from Muggle Studies to DADA
• Everyone just learns about trolls
• How does Voldemort's jinx of the DADA position work?
• Did the Marauders have better DADA professors?
• Auror training could have included a year as a DADA professor
• Quirell would have lost his job either way
• Dumbledore should not be the headmaster

Resources:

• The Schemes Behind the Spite: Why Voldemort Really Jinxed the DADA Job by Sophia
• Fandom Shmandom by Aureo, Sam & Sierra

Pub's Jukebox: Mad-Eye Moody by Percy and the Prefects

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Join hosts Ev and Sophia, as well as special guests Dr. Beatrice Grove, Dr. Louise Freeman, and Nick Jeffrey, as they discuss the connections between the Harry Potter books and The Hallmarked Man from the Cormoran Strike series.

Please be warned that there will be spoilers for the Cormoran Strike books in this episode.

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In this episode:

• Sophia eats up rich romantic drama
• The Hallmarked Man is Crimes of Grindelwald
• Is it you, Dorcas Pengelly?
• Red herrings: masons, astrology, prophecy?
• What's with all the Margarets?
• Ted and Sirius breaking patterns
• Capslock Strike or capslock Robin?
• Living with Murphy is worse than Occlumency lessons
• Kim is Umbridge without kittens
• That Cursed Child feeling
• Our Strike 9 predictions

Resources:

• "The Crimes of Grindelwald", Kipling, and the Origins of the Deathly Hallows Symbol by Dr. Beatrice Groves
• The Alchemical Symbolism of the Deathly Hallows in "Crimes of Grindelwald" by Dr. Beatrice Groves
• First Impressions of The Hallmarked Man by Dr. Louise Freeman
• Pentagram Predictions III: Troubled Blood as Alchemical Twin to Deathly Hallows by Dr. Louise Freeman
• The Phoenix or The Flame - a collection of essays from authors incl. Dr. Beatrice Groves, Dr. Louise Freeman, and Irvin

Contact:

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For more from our guests:

• Dr. Beatrice Groves:
  • @beatricegroves1 on Twitter
  • Beatrice Groves on MuggleNet
  • Beatrice Groves on Hogwarts Professor
  • Potterversity Essays Exploring the World of Harry Potter
• Dr. Louise Freeman:
  • @lmf3b on Twitter
  • Doc Thelma on Reddit
  • The Farting Sofa Faculty Lounge
  • The Harry Potter Academic Conference
  • Queen City Magic
• Nick Jeffrey:
  • @gbjeffen on Twitter
  • Nick Jeffrey on Hogwarts Professor
  • Nick Jeffrey on Substack

Special guest Grace Candido-Beecher joins Aureo, Sam, and Sierra to discuss the 15th chapter of the Harry Potter series: The Forbidden Forest. We talk about unreasonable detentions, the centaurs, and other creatures in the Forbidden Forest.

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In this episode:

• The betting tails of Minerva McGonagall
• "But all my fwiends are angry with me!"
• Once again, Quidditch confuses us
• Dumbledore's master plan is the reason for this detention
• Filch is a poltergeist
• McGonagall's woo-woo meditations
• Do we want to fix Draco or make him worse?
• What do you think are the effects of the cursed life from drinking unicorn blood?

Resources:

• Voldemort: The Definitive Study of Tom Riddle by Grace Candido-Beecher
• Fandom Shmandom by Aureo, Sam & Sierra

Contact:

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Irvin, Sam, and Sierra discuss how the Harry Potter series would change if Hermione was evil. They talk about the evil doings of Hermione, her victims, and if her motivations absolve her actions.

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In this episode:

• Pyromaniacs aren't necessarily evil
• Shame on Hermione for not paying writers!
• How to root out a traitor?
• What's the worst thing Hermione did in the series?
• The more corruption she sees, the more radicalized she becomes
• Teen hormones: the root of all evil
• Could the locket have brought out the evil in Hermione?
• Would Hermione be more or less evil in a different Hogwarts house?
• She does all the bad things for all the right reasons

Resources:

• Hermione's Revenge by Irvin
• Scary Side of Hermione Granger by Irvin & Lorrie Kim
• Fandom Shmandom by Aureo, Sam & Sierra

The Pub's Jukebox: Marietta's a Sneak by Hawthorn & Holly

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Prepare for the rollercoaster of emotions as Aureo, Ev, Sierra, and a returning special guest, Taavi, dive into the discussion of the Chapter 15 of the Order of the Phoenix, "The Hogwarts High Inquisitor".

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In this episode:

• Fudge doesn't think ahead
• Percy can't flex the troublemaking muscle
• Bribe the Sorting Hat with what?
• Tell us what T really stands for
• We all have flashbacks to reading out loud in school
• Fudge is writing under the pen name Slinkhard
• Lucius Malfoy, 41
• And we're sad again…
• Stick around for Sierra's rendition of the Three Broomsticks family tree

Contact:

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Welcome to The Three Broomsticks' most NSFW episode to date, where Irvin, Sierra, Sophia, and a returning special guest, Leah, have the best time combing the Harry Potter series for the best pick up lines and innuendo. What else did you think they would do for episode 69? Our youngest listeners might need to skip this one.

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In this episode:

• Does Hermione make deliberate innuendos or unintentional ones?
• Sierra teaches us some new slang
• Would serious Quidditch players use the school brooms?
• "Sir Cadogan is a d***-swinger if I ever saw one"
• Percy's love life is the reason Ginny gets possessed
• Myrtle/mermaid/Cedric throuple - our new OTP!
• Where are the twins' boils?
• Harry is a boobs guy
• Why did Ron want to see Uranus?
• The safe word is "peacock"

Contact:

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