The Tim Dillon Show

By The Tim Dillon Show

Comedy

What's The Tim Dillon Show about?

Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

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339 - Baby's Gotta Go

03.25.2023

Tim opens up about an odd exchange at an LA comedy club, the dirty laundry at the Gwyneth Paltrow ski trial and why the TikTok congressional hearings have fast food roots. Live Shows: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we ...

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03.25.2023 339 - Baby's Gotta Go Tim opens up about an odd exchange at an LA comedy club, the dirty laundry at the Gwyneth Paltrow ski trial and why the TikTok congressional hearings have fast food roots. Live Shows: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we ...
03.18.2023 338 - Please Behave Tim shares his thoughts on the historic bank collapse, speaks with a Silicon Valley Bank staffer before his exile to the midwest and explains why Marianne Williamson’s rage is the the most fun kind. Live Shows: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For ...
03.10.2023 337 - Springtime in Texas Tim sits down with a pillar of the Austin community. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack ...
03.03.2023 336 - The Tim Dillon Show Tim mourns the end of Lori Lightfoot's reign over Chicago, he praises McDonald's latest celebrity meal all the while a new LAPD proposal has him eyeing Florida Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five ...
02.23.2023 335 - The Tim Dillon Show In this episode Tim rants about President Biden's visit to Ukraine and shares some of his thoughts on how the war could end. He also talks about the Palestine Ohio train derailment, Tim shares some ideas on how to become ...
02.12.2023 Patreon Bonus #186 Since Tim is out of the office with Covid we put out this weeks Patreon, which incidentally, was one of his best rants of the last 7 years. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ...
02.05.2023 334 - The Tim Dillon Show Tim shares his thoughts on Armie Hammer’s first interview post scandal, the Chinese spy ballon, a possessed Pennsylvania girl who abdicated the throne and he laments the butter controversy ravaging his homeland. Bonus episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live ...
01.29.2023 333 - Mike Recine In this episode Tim sits down with good friend and comedian, Mike Recine. The two watch and react to bizarre TLC shows. One show, (Im Shauna Rae), a TLC show about a 23 year old woman in an 8 year ...
01.22.2023 332 - Dad Shot Someone Tim explains a recent tipping experience with a local Starbucks worker, Tim also rants on Putin’s new war winning strategy to send drug addicts to fight in the the Ukraine war, he also talks about how Alec Baldwin serves breakfast ...
01.15.2023 331 - Flood The Rich In this episode Tim reacts and rants to Ellen DeGeneres's statement made responding to the California flooding. Tim also goes over the rapidly growing Ozempic shortage sweeping the nation. With high-class restaurant Noma going out of business in late 2024 ...
01.08.2023 330 - The Joe Rogan Experience Tim Dillon sits down with Joe Rogan in the JRE studio in Austin, TX. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating ...
12.25.2022 328 - The Christmas Episode - In this special holiday episode Tim talks about the massive winter weather front sweeping the nation. With Christmas being only a day away Tim also takes a look at some of the most popular new toys for this holiday ...
12.18.2022 327 - FREE SBF - In this episode Tim rants about Sam Bankman-Fried and his alleged girlfriend in follow up to the new trial presenting SBF and FTX. Tim is more shocked about the way his girlfriend, Caroline Ellison looks than the evidence and ...
12.11.2022 326 - Love and Lizards - In this episode Tim rants about Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle and their new Netflix Series, Taylor Swift's new upcoming movie, and Karen Bass (The Mayor of Los Angeles) Moving homeless people for her inauguration. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ ...
12.04.2022 325 - Christmas in Nantucket - In this episode Tim rants about Hunter Biden's laptop scandal and the information being made public on Twitter, Joe Biden's holiday vacation in Nantucket, how easy it is to find jobs on craigslist, and Disney's new flop of a ...
11.20.2022 324 - Gary Vaynerchuk - Tim Dillon sits down with Gary Vaynerchuk aka (Gary Vee) to talk about topics such as FTX, a possible rebrand for Poland, how the Weinstein Company could make a comeback, Vee Friends, and some talk about The Crypto Winter. ...
11.14.2022 323 - Ari Shaffir - Tim Dillon is joined in Gas Digital Studios for the last guest episode for the year. Sitting down with Tim we have comedian Ari Shaffir to discuss, Shaffir fleeing the country after being cancelled, fat rehab, & much more. ...
11.06.2022 322 - Bobby Kelly Bobby Kelly \| The Tim Dillon Show #322 - Tim Dillon is joined in-studio by Bobby Kelly to discuss comedy, real estate, food addiction, LA hookers, & much more - Buy Bobby's new special "Kill Box" at louisck.com !!! Merch: ...
10.30.2022 321 - Bill Burr Bill Burr \| The Tim Dillon Show #321 - Tim Dillon is joined in-studio by the legendary comedian Bill Burr to discuss sports, politics, religion, life, comedy, etc. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating ...
10.23.2022 320 - Dahmer (ft. Yannis Pappas) Dahmer \| The Tim Dillon Show #320 (ft. Yannis Pappas) - Tim Dillon & Yannis Pappas discuss the fetishization of Jeffrey Dahmer, monetization of Volodymyr Zelenskyy, radicalization of Kanye West, & much more Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross ...
10.16.2022 319 - Donbas Donbas \| The Tim Dillon Show #319 Tim breaks down the biggest stories of the week: impending nuclear doom thanks to Russia/Ukraine, new suicide laws in Canada, updates from the Parkland trial, whether or not the U.S. military is too ...
10.09.2022 318 - Bros (ft. Greg Stone) Bros \| The Tim Dillon Show #318 (ft. Greg Stone) Tim Dillon is joined by an old friend, Greg Stone, to discuss life, the new movie "Bros," whether Jeff Bezos is a villain, & much more Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every ...
10.02.2022 317 - Louis CK Tim Dillon is joined by Louis CK to discuss life, comedy, the metaverse, fake tits, & much more. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ (Remember, for every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. #TimGivesBack) ...
09.18.2022 316 - The Off Season Tim Dillon imagines another world where "junk food" (donuts, tacos, sweets) is not a bad thing, the terrible tragedy, and crime, Ron DeSantis committed this week, how he's handling moving again in Los Angeles, and how much merch we need ...
09.11.2022 315 - Gutsy Tim Dillon talks about Hillary Clinton's new tv show on Apple TV, the right wing festivals going on in the woods, the only people he still has respect for, and goes on a wild rant at the end about why ...
09.04.2022 314 - White Marble with Paul Virzi Tim Dillon and Paul Virzi talk parents having meltdowns at their kid's sporting events, how Paul spends money like an Italian and justifies it to his wife, and the last thing Tim will give up if it all goes south. ...
08.28.2022 313 - The Choker Tim Dillon breaks down the Ezra Miller crime saga and his return to Warner Brothers, the two types of movies they're allowed to make now, what you have to do with your friend's terrible children, how to self-medicate properly and ...
08.22.2022 312 - Private Prison Penthouse SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: BABBEL ▶▶ https://www.babbel.com/tim for 60% off your subscription SHEATH UNDERWEAR ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com use promo code TIM20 HELIX BED ▶▶ https://www.helixsleep.com/timd for 200 dollars off Mattress orders and two free pillows WATCHES ▶▶ for 20% off go to ...
08.14.2022 311 - Ladies Who Lunch w/ Chelcie Lynn and Libbie Higgins Chelcie Lynn and Libbie Higgins come on the show to explain growing up in a trailer park, how they pull off their stunts, the average meal for them on the road, and the videos that started it all. SUPPORT OUR ...
08.07.2022 310 - The Acid Story with Curtis Yarvin Tim has on Curtis Yarvin (aka Mencius Moldbug, executive producer of the film "Alex's War", Gray Mirror on Substack) is a software engineer, internet entrepreneur, and blogger. They discuss taking acid as a precocious young man, the historical inaccuracies from ...
07.31.2022 309 - The Life Coach Tim goes wild during an ad read, explains why Americans are moving to Mexico in droves, an educational active shooter video, and Zelensky's Vogue cover shoot. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HELIX BED ▶▶ https://www.helixsleep.com/timd ...
07.24.2022 308 - Tim's Big Audition with Chris Distefano Tim auditions for the role on Netflix he always wanted, Buzz Lightyear going woke, Fire Island, the fate of Ghislaine, and Ben and his wife going to Europe. Follow the very funny Chris Distefano and support him: https://chrisdcomedy.com/ Bonus episodes ...
07.17.2022 307 - Andrew Schulz Tim Dillon has on Andrew Schulz to discuss One China, taking risks, Andrew running for president, why Tim should stop worrying about an economic collapse, if Ben Shapiro made Game of Thrones, Trump dunking on Elon, why you shouldn't place ...
07.10.2022 306 - Breaking Point Tim discusses Shawn Mendes recent struggles with mental health, reaching the mountain top in a career, a bizarre ceremony in the Swiss Alps, and Governor Newsom's new commercial for California airing in Florida. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ...
07.03.2022 305 - Summer In America Tim talks about his favorite summer memories, the lifeguard shortage, tips for beating the heat, and the offensive "pro gay" corporations like Postmates and Burger King. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HELIX BED ▶▶ https://www.helixsleep.com/timd ...
06.26.2022 304 - What America Means To Me Tim Dillon explains to his audience what it means to live in America the beautiful, has two reactions to the shocking overturning of Roe v Wade, discusses tired workers falling into a vat of chocolate, Kyle Rittenhouse's new video game, ...
06.19.2022 303 - Meeting In The Woods Tim Dillon lets you know that even though we are entering one of the worst economic recessions everything is going to be okay, and why he's comforted by the podcasts of Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and all celebrities. Bonus episodes ...
06.12.2022 302 - Put Them In A Big Pot Tim finally gets a personal trainer and is reinventing himself, is torn on solutions to help the homeless, imagines what Rick Caruso will do for the Pride Parade in Los Angeles, and has a short interview at the end with ...
06.05.2022 301 - Everyone Makes Mistakes Tim talks about the last American love story, the Kardashian empire, the greatest piece of satire in the last decade, and Greg Norman siding with the Saudi golf tour. Follow Devan Costa: https://twitter.com/DevanCosta Follow Ida Tavakoli: https://twitter.com/IdaTavakoli Bonus episodes every ...
05.29.2022 300 - A Unique Experience with Yannis Pappas Tim Dillon has on comedian Yannis Pappas to discuss a growing epidemic in the United States and how to stop it once and for all. Watch the new Yannis Pappas special "Mom Love" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArlCFemEDvQ Follow Yannis here https://twitter.com/yannispappas Bonus episodes ...
05.25.2022 Tim Dillon vs The New York Post Tim has on his lawyer Ray Kump to break down the unforgivable libel by The New York Post in this emergency broadcast. Follow attorney Ray Kump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhbTmrbP6oE https://www.patreon.com/RayKump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
05.22.2022 299 - Family Recipe Tim Dillon breaks down how to cook for your family on a budget, South African band "Die Antwoord" and their horrifying string of scandals, and how to get around the baby formula shortage. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ...
05.15.2022 298 - Puerto Rican Papi Tim sits down with Luis Gomez to discuss family vacation destinations on a budget, the Gringo Papi, the collapse of the LA podcast scene, and why Tim bought a new car. Follow Luis: https://luisofskanks.com/ https://twitter.com/luisjgomez https://www.youtube.com/c/LuisJGomezComedy/videos Bonus episodes every week: ...
05.08.2022 297 - The Lodge From Hell Live from the Daintree Rainforest, Tim and Sam Tallent and Ben have had a horrible stay at a remote resort, weigh in on Bobby Lee vs Brendan Schaub, and discuss the controversy that is Roe v Wade. See Sam live ...
05.02.2022 296 - Selling Moresby Tim and Ben are taking a remote, potentially dangerous, Australian vacation with Sam Tallent to the oldest rain forest in the world, Ben has some major concerns, and Tim explains his fascination with Port Moresby, one of the most violent ...
04.24.2022 295 - A Serene Retreat Sam Tallent drives Ben and Tim through the Hill Country of Texas as Tim laments on owning a home here, what he just exactly plans to do with it, and the kind of Airbnb business that would give him the ...
04.10.2022 294 - One Hyde Park Live from London, Tim develops an affinity for the new neighbors at One Hyde Park, tries to make sense of Hunter Biden's supposed "laptop from hell", and explains why he now understands exactly how psychotic America really is. Bonus episodes ...
04.03.2022 293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson Tim is joined by the incredibly funny Jessica Kirson (Bill Burr presents Stand Up Special, JRE) to talk about being assaulted in the metaverse, a muckbang stabbing, and the body positivity movement. FOLLOW JESSICA HERE: https://www.instagram.com/jessykirson https://twitter.com/JessicaKirson https://jessicakirson.com/ https://www.youtube.com/jessicakirsoncomedy Bonus ...
03.27.2022 292 - Do It Quietly Tim Dillon explains the Azov Battalion's star power, Ben getting thrown up on in economy, billionaire Rick Caruso running for LA mayor, and LGTBQ employees walking out at Disney. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
03.13.2022 291 - Dear Vladimir Tim pens a letter to his friend Mr. Vladimir Putin in a time of need, discusses a teacher fired for reading a book about butts, questions the motives behind the White House's interest in Tik Tok influencers, and defends the ...

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