A month removed from their season reaching a very unceremonious end, the gang dives into the dead body that is the Portland Timbers’ 2024 season. Sam, Luukas, and Phuoc all grab their instruments and perform an autopsy: what went well, what didn’t and how do we feel about the year as a whole.

The vibes steadily deteriorate as we go along.

Featuring: Luukas’ interview for technical director, Phuoc’s verdict on the ceiling of the Timbers, and Sam’s depressing Timbers parallelisms.

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