Quick tip: Just because there's electronic scooters downtown doesn't mean you should ride them. We're all about equal time on the show. We talk about bung holes in the second hour of the show as well.

Tony's talking about mushrooms and Michell finds a way to tie in purses. Cheese-scented products are coming to a store near you. The second edition of Tone's Tender Tinder Tips won't disappoint.

This woman is a terrible mom. There's better places to get your cocaine fix than on your kid's copy of "Cat in the Hat".

We find a story that is just a sign of the times because everyone has gained weight from the pandemic. We also found someone who has less of a life than Michelle.

Tony had a not-so-proud moment over the weekend. A mom in Florida had an even worse moment over the weekend.

We'll be remembering this year as the "Whoring 20's" according to Tony. Poor Aaron Rodgers. It's national siblings day! We have a very sick sense of humor sometimes and we're sorry.

Tony is the luckiest better on the planet. A battle for a crown resulted in some arrests. How do you get a 90-year old's attention? Elon Musk is at it again...and no it's not about space.

We hit all of your favorite topics in the first hour, including boobs and beer. Calling a cop "donut boy" likely won't work out in your favor...no matter what the situation is.

Long finger nails are never an attractive thing. Michelle wants a whole hour dedicated to sausage-stuffing. Feel Good Stories and Birthday's included!