When "Tickle Me" Elmo is taken way out of context. By the way, where the hell is Oxford, Michigan? Michelle cleaned before the cleaning person came yesterday. Tony's starting Art Prize in Scroton. What's the best way to get away with a robbery? We have you covered.

The fast food chains are getting out of hand with chicken sandwich ideas. A guy was arrested and he addressed the cops in a rather odd way. Officers say "another dickhead" is off the streets. Michelle refuses to be described as voluptuous.

Poor Travis gets taught another lesson by Tony and Michelle. Feel Good Stories and Birthday's included!

You ever have a moment when you realize you're not nearly as wealthy as you think you are? Michelle has a very pressing appointment today. Just because you have one, doesn't mean you should whip it out wherever you want.

Michelle will endorse just about anything...but this time she's going too far. McDonald's has a new dessert but we'll probably never be able to try it. Do you eat and drive? Tony might have a problem.

Some people are very welcoming to the idea of death. For instance, getting up-close and personal with a volcano. On this show, we're not exactly concerned about our appearance. Aaron Rodgers hosted Jeopardy and it was terrible.

Heinz is at it again with another bizarre mashup that we're not digging. You need to be careful what you post on social media, just ask Paul Pierce. We roll out the second edition of Tone's Tender Tinder Tips...and we're thinking he might not understand the end goal with this app.

Tony's latest attempt at trying to stay young. Michelle feels as though she's been 'stashed' in the past. We're not the most creative group of people. Feel Good Stories and Birthday's as well!

Tony brings us up to speed on the new dating slang in 2021 and Michelle feels like she's been the victim of some of these.

Tip from Tone: Glitter gets everywhere and it's hard to get off. Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter is now mocking her line of products. We're now considering making an OnlyFans account.