Don't worry, we have the scoop where you can get cheap booze this weekend. Women live longer than men, but Tony claims that's by design. Do we have someone local running for office soon?

One thing remains the same even through a pandemic. Bridezilla's still exist. Self-fondling is at an all-time high and Michelle is disturbed. What's a deal breaker for you in your relationship?

A Woman's Boyfriend Dumps Her for Cheating . . . Turns Out She Was Sneaking to McDonald's Because He's Vegan. What's a relationship deal-breaker for you?

Tony's often been described as the fool on the hill. Michelle got vaccinated. When is the last time you were poked?

A woman got fed up with her neighbors’ noisy lovemaking. Have you ever heard the neighbors during "sexy time"? Tony can relate.

Tony's odd relationship with a school janitor from his childhood concerns Michelle and Travis. Going from the White House to the dog house. Piers Morgan is a big baby. Have you ever heard your neighbor having sex? One guy decided to expose the situation.

Travis was the good kid in school. Michelle dealt with the Nuns...Tony was friends with his janitor. He details their very strange relationship and now we're concerned.

Tony reminds us all why we're attracted to our significant other in terms of psychology. Travis is mortified. Michelle claims that sports radio guys are by far the least attractive group in the business. Vaccinated people are getting more action on Tinder.