Tony finally found a protest that he wish he could've attended. Feel Good Stories and Birthday's included!

If Michelle had a super power, she would erase people. We have the inside scoop on the noises from Mars. A couple of Nuns are in some trouble for breaking COVID protocol. The Boss and Barack Obama are doing a podcast together now.

What lies would your parents tell you when you were a kid? Tony and Michelle might need a therapist after this. One fast food giant is bitch-slapping people on social media. How many times have you had to claim your innocence?

Two women got caught impersonating senior citizens to get their COVID vaccines early. Tony's an eye for an eye type of person while Michelle believes his method might work out perfectly.

Sorry Metal Fans: Hellfest has been canceled this year. Michelle says men are screwed due to this scientific breakthrough. Feel Good Stories and Birthdays too!

The Muppets are taking some heat along with David Letterman. An incident caused an entire school board to resign in one day.

Michelle's convinced Tony went out of his way to get her a gift that would only harm her. We missed a Valentine's Day gift...that isn't exactly flattering. Tony's all about an eye for an eye. These two women need a bigger punishment.

Let's be real. The stories about trashy people doing trashy things just make us feel better about ourselves. There's science behind the worst music of all time. You can probably guess who's No. 1 on the list. A bear in Alaska was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

A woman sat down in an outhouse while on vacation in Alaska to take care of some business and was unpleasantly surprised by one of the state's well-known creatures.

Ted Cruz is a dick. Our parents weren't the most certified when we were kids. Being described as "Flaky" is seriously not a compliment.