We celebrate the Chinese new year and find out that Travis is a pig. People are buying heart-shaped pizzas for Valentine's Day and Michelle just wants one shaped like a crank. Tony got an unexpected visitor last night and his reaction was priceless.

How much has your relationship aged because of the coronavirus pandemic? Do you have to ask your special someone if they want to be your Valentine prior to the holiday? There might be trouble for Travis.

A college professor manages to go through an entire class on mute without knowing it. The mayor joins the show.

Stafford says goodbye to Detroit. Why not get a 40 pound block of cheese for Valentine's Day. How much has your relationship aged due to the lockdown period? The Boss is in some trouble.

Listen, we've all chased pigs at one point in our lives. This is an odd way to honor your dead relative. We lost a pioneer in the porn industry as well.

We have just the thing you need ahead of Valentine's Day. Tony and Michelle try to guide Travis and it goes downhill. EVERYONE has had a relationship problem during the lockdown.

Just in time for Valentine's Day, we chat with Laura about her new book, "101 Great Nights of Sex."

Listen, don't let your interns handle any big responsibilities. They're bound to make a mistake. Listener Guy has a message for us ahead of Dam to Dam. MTV is making a comeback with Unplugged and Michelle is excited.

It's National Umbrella Day when it should be National Kerosene Heater Day. Not only is it cold, but all of our favorite teams suck. Tony is the spokesperson for putting booze on your food. A true story about betting on yourself.

Travis is getting replaced by his pet cat. We learn what Florida refers to as an "Amber Alert". Tony might've gone a bit too far with pornstar birthdays...