Tony didn't realize it was possible to do a liver transplant. Michelle reminds him he never could give his liver to anyone. Our Quarantunes library expands, not without some push-back. We celebrate a special birthday this morning to top it off.

If you have a freak flag, we say let it fly. A woman in Canada was fined for walking her husband on a leash. Cops in LA busted a swinger's party for violating COVID protocols. Tony has a PSA - girl scout cookies are still for sale this year. And if you're selling them, set up outside of a dispensary.

Choose Your News - Pick Your Headline features a story about a Canadian woman who was fined for walking her husband on a leash in public. Tony recalls running into a couple like this in Grand Rapids. Always blink twice if you're in trouble.

The jackpot for the Powerball continues to climb...and it still wouldn't be enough for Michelle and her private island. Tony hopes they don't try to cremate Michelle when she dies. The time Tony found his way into Lars Ulrich's bathroom aquarium.

Tony wanted to call for a wellness check on Michelle. The rules of going to Vegas and we learn what Michelle wanted to be when she was a kid. Another edition of Tony's never-ending journey to understand women. We've reached a new low as a morning show.

Travis finally wins something on the show. Tony enjoyed Nickelodeon's coverage of the NFL playoffs and Michelle isn't surprised one bit. Threesome's never end up going well, especially when one person tries to show off.

A lesson learned today: Always make sure there's TP in a bathroom before you use it. Travis learned the hard way this morning. We have homework to do this weekend. People are using porn as an educational tool? Let's face it, city Tony vs. Scroton Tony are two different people.

PSA: Weighted blankets work but can be a hazard according to Tony. After hearing about Michelle's experience, we're all getting bidet's installed. Being a short man is tough, according to a recent study. Michelle has nearly got us all killed on the show. Tony explains how.

Tony brings up to speed on a rule in our employee contracts that doesn't allow us to fly in a plane together, even though it's proven that driving anywhere with Michelle is much more dangerous. On our next trip, someone else should probably drive...

The plus one gave Tony a weighted blanket for Christmas to help with his sleeping problems. After his recent experience, we might think this is going to do more harm than good in the long run.