Take Michelle's advice. Avoid Egg Salad sandwiches from gas stations. Travis manages to prove his innocence on a couple of occasions this morning. Have you ever been pranked before? Tony's will likely top whatever you have.

Tony swears that Michelle was healthier when she actually had COVID. An oddly shaped sculpture is getting a lot of attention in Brazil. A guy from Florida named Jethro Genius...we'll leave it at that. Will Tony officiate Travis and Abby's wedding? Happy Tuesday!

A vagina sculpture in a town in Brazil isn't sitting well with some of the residents. Tony and Michelle both share their observations. Is it actually art or just a giant distraction?

Michelle shares a story about a very awkward phone call she recently had. Has anyone ever called you in the middle of sex? Pot sales are through the roof this holiday season and Tony has explanation for it. We also chat with one of our ATV winners just in time for Christmas!

Just the guys this morning! Who's best fit for quarantine on the show? There's an obvious answer to this one. Tony's reminded of a dark memory with a Christmas song that would probably bring most people joy. Have you ever been caught off guard while you were naked? One woman just received a ton of money for her encounter.

Another scenario comes up where the "Eye for an Eye" method should apply. The one true way to get out of sharing something with someone else? Just ask Tony. If someone ever asks if you can hold something for them, make sure you know what it is first.

How do you compete with Jesus? You can't. Tony's over the cold weather already and it's only December. Siberia's school-closing guidelines are harsh to say the least. There's a new ugly sweater and it's genius.

Happy Friday!

We didn't realize that some of our listeners were performers...or Elvis impersonators. There's one thing you shouldn't compare your significant other to and Tony learned the hard way. A fish sandwich from McDonald's isn't worth jail time even though one guy decided it was. Happy Thursday!

Today was fun. Travis is trying to grow a mustache again. Michelle's clothes aren't fitting like they used to. Tony's purchasing more stuff he doesn't need. Who's your ideal match as a partner? You might not want to know. We found the best way to break up with someone this morning as well.

We've partnered with Drew and Impact Powersports to give away two ATV's for Christmas and one for our Dam to Dam Ice Fishing Tournament! These guys are legit. Go check them out.