A guy was arrested for hitting a cop car and crashing into a building while intoxicated. More importantly, he didn't have arms or legs. Michelle and Travis have tons of questions.

Michelle and Tony try to give Travis some advice on relationships. Our latest giveaway attempt was shut down by corporate: Items you were beaten with as a child.

Tony hit his head...again. Michelle goes back to driving school. Travis is concerned about Abby's Amazon spending habit. Thursday trivia makes it's infamous return. One story takes the phrase, "getting ghosted" to a whole new level.

Tony can't keep track of the things he's ordering with Amazon. Michelle's made that she missed Prime Day. Travis thinks Abby is leaving him for the Amazon delivery guy. Fun!

Michelle's concerned that Facebook is listening and watching for our every move. Tony's concerned that he might experience some awful side effects next time he takes some medication. Do you know what inflammation of the perineum is? Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Tony's upset that we almost forgot National No Bra Day. Michelle being a mentor is a bit concerning, especially after something she admits this morning. We have a take two of Tell All and Sell All Tuesday. A couple of teachers are in hot water and we want to know what you think of the situation. Happy Tuesday!

A priest is in some hot water after he was spotted in the middle of a devil's triangle...in the church! Tony puts out a disclaimer on this one and Michelle had to make sure she was properly medicated for it.

Should Tony be concerned about the amish taking away the plus-one? Probably not but who knows. People are literally cuddling with cattle now for stress relief. It's lame dad jok day and we get great and...not-so great ones from listeners. Who's the better gift giver? We discuss that.

What's the biggest mistake most criminals make? Travis got a haircut and it's nice...if you're a Nazi. We're all about the lame dad jokes. Based on all of the political ads, we're confused about a couple of things.