We remember Eddie Van Halen today and follow up with the folks from the Green Medicine Shop! Seriously, what do you do for a job when you're extremely tall? How about when it's record-breaking? Tony's convinced karma will all three of us at some point. Happy Hump Day!

We open up the show by remembering Eddie Van Halen. Tony shares a story about his first experience with Eddie and the band. Needless to say, we lost a legend yesterday.

We found another Karen on the loose. Tell All & Sell All Tuesday starts off with a bang. We need to find someone who can train us on being politically correct. Tony's relationship with his Alexa is...strange to say the least. We also highlight yet another amazing group of people helping out the community.

Tony compared Matthew Stafford to a hooker considering how many times he's been on his back throughout his career. Michelle then made a very bold claim that sparked a debate.

Here's an indicator of the times we live in. One of the hottest items out right now is an erotic novel about COVID.

A family in New Mexico realized they had a guest hanging out in their house, specifically in their toilet. How do you get a squirrel out of your toilet?

We recap the circus/debate from last night. The Lions are sucking Tony back in. We get a little music history lesson. Do you know proper etiquette?

We kicked off the morning by celebrating National Coffee Day. Tony is convinced that Michelle's body just hates her. One teacher was fired because of their appearance. After learning more, we're with the school for what they did. One guy threw a book at the cops and now they're throwing the book at him. Is this the end of bras as we know it?

Joe Montana was back in the headlines this weekend for the first time in 100 years. Choose Your News - Pick Your Headline features a story about one arrest leading to a much bigger one at the scene of the crime. Vin Diesel is making music now and we're not sure why. We somehow missed a big national holiday. Travis went camping this weekend and proved he's not that bright.