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Disney sets its sights on ruining another beloved childhood franchise, a man goes on a shooting spree because he doesn't like drug companies, and Val Kilmer passes away at the age of 65. 

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Canada slaps tariffs on manatee meat, Donald Trump hosts a worthy foe at the White House, and Cricket is a sport and it's coming to Oakland. 

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Right-wing candidate Marine La Pen is charged with being right-wing (not really, but it feels that way), a trio dines and dashes and then posts their crimes on social media, and a new baseball bat is sending the Yankees into Homersville. 

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Trump orders JD Vance to "de-wokeify" the Smithsonian, the guy who firebombed a Tesla dealership is not at all who you'd expect (just kidding, he's exactly who you'd expect), and a good dog gets one last ride. 

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Ghost guns parts get the axe from the Supreme Court, Napster (yes Napster!) sells for a bunch of money, and a diamond thief swallows his loot. 

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Trump says he's releasing all the Crossfire Hurricane files, a moment of silence for a deceased soccer player goes all wrong, and three teens steal a bunch of guns and then get caught in the most hilarious of ways. 

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Snow White releases to less than stellar reviews and box office dollars, Kamala polling well (let's go!), and a dog sells for a lot of dough. 

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Lefties are doxxing Tesla owners to fight fascism, San Fran pride parade loses big-name sponsors, and a four-year-old calls 911 after his mom commits quite the crime. 

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The New York Times wonders who was trying to cover up the origin of COVID, Trump's numbers are looking good, and another car ends up in the deep end. 

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The people in charge of Shakespeare's estate have white guilt, the high price of eggs is starting to crack, and a woman takes carpooling to a whole new level.