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Trump says he's releasing all the Crossfire Hurricane files, a moment of silence for a deceased soccer player goes all wrong, and three teens steal a bunch of guns and then get caught in the most hilarious of ways. 

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Snow White releases to less than stellar reviews and box office dollars, Kamala polling well (let's go!), and a dog sells for a lot of dough. 

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Lefties are doxxing Tesla owners to fight fascism, San Fran pride parade loses big-name sponsors, and a four-year-old calls 911 after his mom commits quite the crime. 

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The New York Times wonders who was trying to cover up the origin of COVID, Trump's numbers are looking good, and another car ends up in the deep end. 

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The people in charge of Shakespeare's estate have white guilt, the high price of eggs is starting to crack, and a woman takes carpooling to a whole new level. 

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Mayor Pete and Rahm Emanuel hint at 2028 presidential runs, a man freaks out on a plane and swallows a rosary, and the price of corned beef has consumers turning a little green this year. 

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A U.N. climate summit means the death of thousands of trees in the Amazon rainforest, a man leaves his friends with an explosive gift after he dies, and a dog tries to kill his owner...with a gun. 

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Trump and Canada square off in another tariff-staring contest, a tornado touches down on a news station, and do you like Gene Simmons and have an extra $12 thousand lying around? Then we've got a story for you!

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Libs are lighting up electric cars because they don't like Elon, Marco Rubio declares the deep dive into USAID finances mostly accomplished, and terror in the skies turns an Air India flight around after (almost) all of the lavatories go out of order. 

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A Wikipedia co-founder wants DOGE to look into possible government collusion with the mega-research conglomerate, Trumps builds that wall, and weeding out waste should definitely be a bi-partisan endeavor.