The Topical

By The Onion

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scrat... more

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The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

The Topical episodes:

February 20, 2020 God In Critical Condition
The Lord God, Maker of Heaven and Earth, was rushed into emergency surgery after accidentally shooting Himself while cleaning His gun. Hear what doctors have to say about His chances of recovery.

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8min
February 19, 2020 Australian Officials Touting Bushfire As Huge Success
Parliament officials in Canberra are celebrating today, touting the success of their new wildfire introduction program that is designed to control the country’s pestering koala population.

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9min
February 18, 2020 Pope Francis: ‘Nobody Out-Molests The Catholic Church’
A major announcement in Vatican City as Pope Francis insists that Catholic priests around the world are not about to be out-molested by some goddamned Boy Scouts.

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9min
February 17, 2020 Tyson Foods Orders Trump To Cease And Desist
The Trump campaign received a cease-and-desist letter this morning from Tyson Foods demanding that the president stop playing their slaughterhouse recordings at his rallies.

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8min
February 14, 2020 Love Sounds With Martha Saunders: How I Learned To Love Valentine’s Day After A Nude Man In A Diaper Killed My Father With A Bow And Arrow
On a special Valentine’s Day edition of The Topical, join the host of OPR's Love Sounds, Martha Saunders, as she explores questions about sex, love, and a lot of other topics you would probably prefer to keep private.

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8min
February 13, 2020 Tinder Swipes Right On Big Changes
The popular dating app Tinder announced today that it will no longer match users exclusively with distant relatives.

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9min
February 12, 2020 FBI Warns Against American Dream Scam
It promises prosperity and success in exchange for nothing more than a lifetime of hard work and determination. Hear how authorities suggest people protect themselves from this growing scam.

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8min
February 11, 2020 Department Of Evil: ‘All Of You Must Die’
The Department of Evil issued a strong and clear message today confirming that every resident of the United States must die. But what does it mean for Americans and their mortality?

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10min
February 10, 2020 Oscars Ceremony Ruined
Last night’s Academy Awards were marred by what might be the Oscars’ worst gaffe in years. Hear how a leaky pipe in the Dolby Theater almost shut down the ceremony for good, and about the superintendent who stepped in to make it all much worse.

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11min
February 07, 2020 A Shocking Scene Of Rebellion
Onlookers were stunned in Lansing, MI after witnessing a rebellious young man who had the audacity to dye his hair blue.

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7min

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How many episodes does The Topical have?

The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.

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