The Tottenham Chronicles

Newcastle away...🥶 Well at least we didn't have our arses handed to us...So...there's that.😇

Pep Guardiola called it. "Pre season is over" with the first 3 games before the nations league tomfoolery and Spurs in that time have drawn, won and lost... 🤠

Cardoso, Lo Celso and Dan Burns OG's...yummy.😜

Assna next.... oooo yeah

Up the Spurs

An opening Leicester 1-1 draw and a resounding victory (4-0) against a zombie Everton team at home... It's the 2024/25 season ladies and gentlemen and we've got Europa bollocks to contend with so don't get too comfortable. 

It's Porro, Bissouma, Son and Romero all leading the charge and it's the Newcastle graveyard next. Ouch.

The strangest game.

Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool away when we've all mentally checked out. Auuuugggghhhhhhffffttttt. Here's to relegating mighty Burnley at the weekend!

ROLL ON NEXT SEASON!

Ange Postecoglou's system relies on pull backs which in turn lends itself to Own Goals, this week we discuss whether Ange gets a goal bonus for  these rather delicious opposition resilience breakers. Spurs have created the most OG's in the league so we ask does that mean that Spurs are saving on goal and assist bonuses this season and does Levy give a Ange a pat on the back each week?

Big end to the season coming up - Arsenal, Liverpool and City!

We interrupt our transmission to play a hand of Football Trivial Pursuit (circa 2005) because Tottenham were so awful in their 3-0 humbling at the hands of a buoyant Fulham. 

Top 4 is still very much on, but crikey it's going to be bumpy! Luton at home next. Come on!!!

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Spurs will decide where the title goes. Nice warm up for next year. Yeah booooiiiiii

AFCON and the ASIAN cup is over for our boys. Injuries are thing of the past and everyone is back. We have scores to settle...and no Europe to distract.

We 5th and dangerous...most nourishing.

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Timo Werner appears out of nowhere, Radu Dragusin arrives and dreams of Madrid (according to chatty agent) and VDV and Romero might be fit for Old Trafford. 

Son, Biss and Sarr won't be with us and the January transfer window is gaping and yet we've already got 2 in the sack.

A narrow victory over Burnley in the FA Cup is discussed with City to come next (cheers Mabbsy!) although we they get nowt from Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, so no danger there then.

And of course it's Goodbye for now, to Eric Dier...he still loves me you know.

Happy Caddying for Harry!

#COYS

A power-lifting City 3-3 last gasp draw, a gut-dropping 1-2 at the hands of the Spammers and a resounding Barcodes pummeling 4-1 - that's entertainment folks! Things are looking up. Onto the City Ground!

We discuss giving Romero the armband, to keep his value high and on the pitch, why 2019 sucked the life out of Ten Hag and why Richarlison will "helicopter" past hangdog Steve Cooper and reveal more than just his pubis...

But wait, is that VDV back on the grass, I see boys? COOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOONNNNNNN!

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