The Tottenham Chronicles

With Christmas ruined let's see if we can kill the most depressing month of the year. You go get 'em Spurs. 

Wolves (2-2), and Newcastle (1-2)

And why Spurs this season should be called the Archie Gray finishing school FC.

SPURS HAVE RECEIVED VERY LITTLE CHARITY THIS DECEMBER BUT HEY, WE STUFFED THE SAINTS (0-5) TO SEND RUSSELL MARTIN REACHING FOR HIS COERVER METHOD ANNUAL. (THE DUDE MISSED THE 5TH GOAL COS HE WAS BUSY EMPTYING HIS LOCKER)

WE LOOK FORWARD TO YANITED IN THE ENERGY CUP AND LIVERPOOL IN THE LEAGUE. ( WE COULD MAKE IT VERRRRRRYYYY INTERESTING OR PERISH IN A BALL OF FLAMES. EITHER OR. PFFFT

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

BOURNEMOUTH, CHELSEA, RANGERS...dont' get scared now. 

ALKMAAR, PALACE, CITY, VILLA AND GALATASARAY...

ON WE MARCH TO BILBAO?!

FROM "WE HAVE NEYMAR" TO " "GALAHORRORSHOW"

ACH FOOK IT.

12 corners in the first half. My word. 

Look forward to our potted history of AZ Alkmaar. Mousa Dembele's team and Jonny Metgod... if you know, you know. 

onto Palace!

It's been a case of the 'Bad' (Arsenal, 0-1), the 'Fugly' (Coventry 1-2) and the 'Good' Brentford (3-1) in the past week and next up we welcome Qarabag to the WHL on Thursday in the Europa followed by an Old Trafford showdown that never disappoints in terms of tragedy against a knock-kneed Yanited on the Weekend.

We deep the City - Arsenal game, Rodri's ACL, Haaland lobbing the ball at Gabriels head after a 97th minute equaliser and spend some time discussing the travesty of that 2nd half as Assna went a man down and played a 5-4-0.

We turn our attention to the Brentford game which overall was much more coherent against an admittedly lower order team but the signs are that the side is looking more settled and clearer in what they can expect of each other as their roles are tweaked and modified to get the best of what we have. 

"Stay humble, huh?" 

COYS

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Newcastle away...🥶 Well at least we didn't have our arses handed to us...So...there's that.😇

Pep Guardiola called it. "Pre season is over" with the first 3 games before the nations league tomfoolery and Spurs in that time have drawn, won and lost... 🤠

Cardoso, Lo Celso and Dan Burns OG's...yummy.😜

Assna next.... oooo yeah

Up the Spurs

An opening Leicester 1-1 draw and a resounding victory (4-0) against a zombie Everton team at home... It's the 2024/25 season ladies and gentlemen and we've got Europa bollocks to contend with so don't get too comfortable. 

It's Porro, Bissouma, Son and Romero all leading the charge and it's the Newcastle graveyard next. Ouch.

The strangest game.

Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool away when we've all mentally checked out. Auuuugggghhhhhhffffttttt. Here's to relegating mighty Burnley at the weekend!

ROLL ON NEXT SEASON!