The Tottenham Chronicles

How on earth do Arsenal beat us? Dey fucked.

Snatching a 2-1 victory against a relegation fancied Sheffield United with a 98th (RICHY) and 100th (KULU) minute winner sets up the Arsenal nice and cozy. 

We are a different Spurs. We are the same. 

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Ashley Barnes couldn't save Burnley this time as Vincent Kompany got his city arse handed to him. 

We discuss international break and Sheffield Next!

Up the Spurs...

This week we discuss how defenestration works during a transfer window; the cozy Bournemouth victory on the South Coast and the ignominious exit of the the League Cup at the hands of Marco Silva's Fulham. 

Turf Moor next!

Welcome to the madhouse Brennan Johnson!

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The start of the Ange dynasty began a heroic 2-2 draw against Brentford followed by an emboldening 2-0 victory against an expensively assembled and crap Yanited.

Our esteemed panel discuss scoring a goal with the aid of a concussion and Yves Bissouma nutmegging Casemiro and thus taking all his UCL medals in one fell swoop.

We finish by trying to talk about Bournemouth but how knows anything about them.

Should be fun, Enjoy!

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Our best player is going to leave...or is he? Pre season has been less than ideal, bounced around the sub continent with very little to show for it. But, Spurs are different, back to the old, something perhaps we should never have turned our back on but here we are. 

Toughen up guys cos the season will be wild. 

It's the dead zone of football and podcasts are truly scraping the barrel. We aren't dead but we are bloated with preseason tittle tattle. 

We discuss Harry, Hojbjerg, Vicario, Solomon and Van de Ven and our new vibes manager Angelos Postecoglu who we all hope is something more than just vibes. But hey, the back 4 is back (with no one able to fill these ranks) and wingbacks are a thing of the 70's and we merely have 6 of those, but no matter.

I think we might be going back to a mid 90's isn't Ruel Fox tricky era. Oh good freakin' God.

SPURS 2-3 BOURNEMOUTH. A grizzly affair. 

Apologies are in order - throughout the episode admin was testing out a wet fart sound effect (seemed fitting) that would record live but it didn't make it onto the imported files(we'll investigate this). So it would appear to the listener that we are laughing at nothing (again, fitting given Spur's finale to the season).

So to be clear that whenever we laugh for no reason(this happens a fair amount)...imagine a sloppy fart sound effect and an accompanying actual turd, I find it helps with finding closure with this chod that won't flush kinda season. 

Bournemouth at home. We lost...Ha. 2-3

Well as long as we're building for the ffffuuuuut... ah forget it.

Enjoy the show.

So VAR in the end cut shorter Conté's reign (by 10 weeks).

Wiithout that BS decision at Southampton Spurs would have been 3rd and the Italian would still be here. I suppose it's better this way. Oh well the football was excrement...but his first full season? Ouch.

But we've kept all Conte's staff...whichh means he's still here, so it was a personality contest and no one likes you. Fine. 

In other news FIFA has decreed that Paratici can't function as a DOF, well, at least we got Romero before his black book got seized and good luck in football jail.

Everton, next. 

Oh whatever.

#COYS

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😶‍🌫️3-3 against bottom of the table Southampton. 3-1 up with 15 to go. Ouch. I even watched Brentford during the week to get a steer on them. Sheeesh.☹️

😡Conté has done a "Burnley" and given us piece of his mind in what has become his yearly address but will he be around to pick up the pieces after this instance of oratorical fireworks where no prisoners were taken. ☠️They were obliterated and then phlegm'd on.

BOMBACLATENACCIO

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Fakinel. We are on the floor. 2 goals in 6 games. Out of the FA Cup, Adama'd at Molineux and then 180 minutes of slow fade to black against AC Milan for Spurs to exit the UCL.

This is a tough one.

Recorded straight after the game. Too annoyed to publish immediately. Here we are. 

We did beat Nottingham Forest, so, Top 4 is still on but twas a bitter blow ending a turd of a week.

Enjoy! uck'Well!