"It's always easier to do something if there isn't someone punching you in the face."

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Megatron struggles as Unicron attempts to take over his mind. Meanwhile, Optimus Prime learns that the laws of physics don't apply to him in space.

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Shockblast makes moves to seize control of Unicron and it doesn't work out for him.

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Megatron commands Unicron to makes a final assault on what is surely Unicron's head, or the energon orb, or Alpha Q. Who knows this this show?

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Unicron awakes and eventually Omega Supreme shows up. That's about it.

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"I believe if you come out of a movie and the first thing you say is, 'The cinematography was beautiful!' it's a bad movie." - John Waters

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Paul and John watch the Japanese version of "Return! Our Scorponok". Neither Paul nor John speak Japanese.

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Inferno mopes and then goes insane and then kills himself.

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This episode goes out to all you energon tower lovers.

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Inferno faces an internal struggle of morality but still finds the time to prevent forest fires.

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