Silas, who now apparently spells his name Cy.L.A.S., wakes up in the body of Breakdown and immediately decides that he should get into bed with the Decepticons. What a boob.

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There's a new kid on the block! While he may have all the right stuff, he's too impatient to take things step by step and insists on hangin' tough.

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Miko's aggressive encouragement of Bulkhead's recovery convinces Arcee to tell the tale of how she and Cliffjumper became partners.

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Nobody messes with Bulkhead! Miko and Wheeljack team up in an effort to extract revenge on Hardshell for what he did to their favourite Wrecker.

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Bulkhead is sent to find the fourth, and final, Iacon relic. Unfortunately, Hardshell and three other Insecticons are also sent to find the relic. Unfortunatelyer, the relic is a canister of Tox-En.

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With the other Autobots searching for various relics, Ratchet is ordered to team up with Wheeljack. Felix Ungar, meet Oscar Madison.

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Both the Decepticons and Autobots send troops to the Antarctic in the search for another relic, but neither side expected Starscream to have a mobility scooter.

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In an effort to stop Knockout from acquiring another relic, Miko and Jack accompany Arcee and Bumblebee into the New York subways. Eat Fresh.

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Megatron makes the intelligent decision to fuel The Nemesis with dark energon, because there's never been any negative repercussions when it comes to dark energon.

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Megatron and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

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