Uh... breaker one nine, this here's The Rubber Duck. You got a copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon.

Uh, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen... for sure, for sure. By golly, it's clean clear to flag town, c'mon.

Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy. Mercy sake's alive, looks like we got us a convoy.

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Wheeljack stops by for an episode, and a new toy, but is detained by Starscream. We also meet a Decepticon named Makeshift, but he doesn't even have his own toy so what's the point?

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Autobot HQ goes into the shitter when an infestation of metal-eating scraplettes causes countless problems, not the least of which is retrieving Optimus and Arcee from the Arctic before they freeze to death.

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In an effort to bolster his forces, Starscream unleashes a new toy upon the world. Skyquake (the ancient Decepticon warrior) has problems letting go of the past so Optimus helps him, with a solid punch to the face.

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The Darkness Rising series ends with a decent closer. It's no Darkness Rising: Part IV, but it's still pretty solid.

Megatron and his dark energon, Optimus destroying a space bridge, humanity's future at risk. You know the drill.

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Arcee and Bumblebee finally make their way into the Decepticon ship, saving Jack and Raph. Once reunited with Bulkhead and Miko, the Autobots attempt to rescue Fowler. Meanwhile, Optimus and Ratchet battle Megatron's Terrorcons.

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While Optimus and Ratchet are out on a reconnaissance mission, everything goes to crap at Autobot HQ; Bulkhead and Miko are alone outside a Decepticon ship, Jack and Raph get kidnapped, and Bumblebee and Arcee are miles away.

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The Autobots investigate a Deception energon mine only to discover Megatron has turned Cliffjumper into a mindless, rage-fueled zombie. There's also some drama with the humans but we're not watching Prime for them, are we?

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As the Decepticons emerge from years of hiding, Optimus' task of protecting humanity is complicated when three human children discover the existence of the Autobots.

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