The Trials & Tribulations of a Pizza Order Taker

Episode 20: On this weeks episode we get a fun call for once, an escort agency placing an order for 10 pizzas. We got to hear the escort agency lady take some calls. Next we have an employee who is angry and acting like a child when their headset isn't working.  Next up is me training two new employees who are turning out to be creeps. Will I have to fire them?

Episode 19: On this weeks episode, our first customer demands I call her Grandma and is very passionate about getting her grandson his two liter coke. The next customer is a pervert and wants to know how big our sausage is and continues to order pizza in a perverted manner. Our next customer claims the driver spit on his change... after he told the driver to get a real job and go back to the country he came from. Our last customer called me a pissy pants because the customer thought it was unreasonable I was asking for his complete address so we could deliver him a pizza.

Episode 18: On this weeks episode our first customer claims there's a hair in her pizza and I believe her, unfortunately the store owner doesn't. He claims his video tapes every order made. Our second customer is angry that his pizza is burnt, it turns out there is two slices with a couple of black specs but claims that makes the entire pizza burnt. Our last customer is angry about how long it's taking to get his order and demands to be compensated for his missed bed time. 

Episode 17: On this weeks episode, our first customer decided my name would be a swear word because he incorrectly thought his pizza was late. Our second customer was upset because he dropped his wings on his kitchen floor and he wanted to be compensated accordingly. Our last customer was upset that that the delivery driver wasn't wearing a bra, heaven forbid her husband answered the door, she said.

Episode 16: On this weeks episode we have a condescending customer who thinks my name is "boy" and keeps getting angry and being verbally abusive because I need to know what hotel he is at and room #. I get fed up and pull a trick on him at the end of the call. Our next call is someone claiming they found something in their pizza... petrified wood. The driver returns with a new pizza and discovers the truth. Our last customer claims the driver ripped her off. I have her look at the total on her bill and confirm how much she paid - the truth hurts so the customer tells me to die. 

Episode 15: On this weeks episode we have a customer that claims she found a used condom in her pizza, that's right an actual condom. Our second customer is rude for no reason and karma bites me in the butt when I transfer him back to the recording listing the specials. Our last customer calls in claiming they got food poisoning and is a little too detailed in his complaint. 

Episode 14: On this weeks episode we have a customer who demands his pizza crust be made of buttered toast, nothing else will be acceptable. Our second customer is angry when I ask for his phone number to start his order, at one point he demands to know if I'm a homosexual. Our last customer claims her fries are moldy, there's  no mold on them and the store double checks their product, she sounds believable when she demands her next three orders for free. 

Episode 13: On this weeks episode we have a customer who tells me that he hopes I die because of what we did to him. Our second customer claims his pizza smells like gas and is concerned it will blow up. Our last customer decides that it would be appropriate to engage in some sexy time while ordering pizza. 

Episode 12: On this weeks episode we have a customer who needs to learn to lie. Maybe saying you found a hair in your pizza instead of a clump of hair might be more believable. Our second customer was a creep that sexualized ordering pizza. Our last customer was angry he got acid reflux and wanted to be compensated accordingly. 

Episode 11: On this weeks episode, we have a customer who thinks we're stupid and running a pyramid scheme because we sell our pizza's 2 for 1. Our second customer gets angry because he thinks providing only the street number is enough to find where he lives - look for the house with the butterflies he says. Our last customer attempts to commit pizza fraud, if it wasn't for her not hanging up her phone, she would have gotten away with getting a free pizza.