This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. Scott Brewster, guest of the episode, moved to Fort McMurray after "The Beast" devasted the town. He provides an outsider's perspective to the horrific 2016 wild fire. Scott, unlike the Hams, is a responsible father, who shares the bloodshow details that is watching a child be born. In true Hamfashion, Scott reads the masturbatory news: Male Masterbation (sic) Booths Come to New York. Alix, makes a surprise extra guest appearance. This episode is rich with hilarity, yet ends on a serious note when Scott shares his almost-went-to-prison story. Intro Music by https://www.purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Two Baked Hams are serving up some mutant leftovers on this episode. Anything that was clipped from previous recording sessions has been cooked up and sewn together in a Frankenstein Ham cassorole for all you beautiful listeners. But more importantly, this episode sets up the episode to follow. To download Royalty Free Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #HotGarbage #MutantHam  #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLionSend e-mails to the Two Baked Hams podcast, and don't forget to like, share and subscribe.

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Hams discuss International Fight Week and UFC 226 with their #MMA analyst and close friend "Sugar" Stew Yaworski. The Hams ask Stew what ignited his UFC fandom, and they talk about what professional wrestling has to do with MMA. Find out which fighters the Hams and their guest picked to walk out of the card with titles on their shoulders. To download Royalty Free Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #UFC226  #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Two Baked hams talk with their favorite professional wrestler, Kayla Jamieson. She is one of 9, maybe 10, active female professional wrestlers in Alberta, but, as the Hams discover, wrestling isn't the first sport Kayla swiped right on. She eats cake before her workouts and complains about Tinder. Kayla has a psych degree and crushes over 30 ten smart thoughts a day. She might even pursue a masters. Kayla, in true Ham-fashion, is one helluva guest. To download Royalty Free Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. After a morning session at the gym, the Hams sit down to talk carbs, keto, and #ItClapped girl. For some reason the Hams consider drinking their own urine, and they philosophise a hypothetical deathmatch: Grizzly (Kenny Ostare) vs Gorilla (Dylon Featherstone). Who rang the door bell? Don't miss the part where the Hams defend hypermasculine oil patch workers. Later on in the show, Ham Two gets labeled #TheLaughingMasturbator. To download Royalty Free Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. The Two Baked Hams would like to thank Gentleman Jack for guest editing this episode. #GrizzlyVSGorilla #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Hams bring contest winner, Thaddeus Archer the Third onto the show. Thaddeus is the paragon of style and the guru of guile. He's an Edmonton professional wrestling personality who's not afraid of eating chicken sandwiches measuring one million on the scoville scale. Thaddeus tells the Hams about his days pro-wrestling in death metal bars and eluding the AGLC. To download Royalty Free Music, visit https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion #ArcherOut

What happens when you eat Magic Mushrooms on Mars? Are there green martian ladies under the surface of the red planet to copulate with? Why does Fedor the robot know how to shoot guns? These are some of the philosophical questions the Two Baked Hams try to analyze their way through on this episode. Ham One used to play Connect Four by himself and kept score. Thus, Ham Two thinks Ham One will need to be rum dumb before boarding Elon's rocket-submarine to Mars. To download Royalty Free Music, visit https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music #HamsInSpace

This is a special episode of Two Baked Hams. The Hams discuss, critique and analyze the cult classic film Fight Club, directed by David Fincher. Mike and Jonah have a shared love of Fincher's film, which is an adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's novel, Fight Club. This episode is serious business, but the Hams are not without their ridiculousness. It would be to the audience's benefit to sit down and screen the film before listening in on the Hams. The intro music, "Fight Club (Opera/Orchestra Piece)," is by Soundcloud user BigAngus23. For free music by the artist, visit soundcloud.com/bigangus23. #HamClub #EdwardSnortin #HelenaBonhamPorker #BaconPitt #HamLoaf

Ham One and Ham Two invite special guest Carla "Lady Illuminati" Lawrence onto the podcast. Carla likes patio beers, long walks down Whyte ave., and going on dates with men dredged up from the bottom of the Bumble barrel. Wait? Why was bachelor party drawing straws in Carla's bar? The Hams and their guest complete a comprehensive test to find out which character from Sex and the City they are, and no one seems statisfied with their result. Carla is a guest so that means she has to participate in the masturbatory news. Sean Madison, was there a hole in your scuba suit? To download Royalty Free Music, visit https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music. #NotCarrie #MyDadSwings #YouDoYou