The #HamFam wants to know why the Two Baked Hams are podcasting. "This episode will be very meta." Ham One and Ham Two reminisce about the evenings of bygone times at the UofA when they would work out together. Ham Two tells a story of getting caught gawking in a gym, and Ham One feels it was a missed opportunity. Impromtu guest, Alix has her hangover interrogated by Ham Two. Getting to know the Hams? Well, Ham One has some nostalgia for you. PS, you can follow Mike's dad, Dana on Snapchat @danaandrew. To download Royalty Free Music, visit https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music #GymBrain #IsThatSpiderDead

Two Baked Hams bring special guest Drew Richards onto the show. Drew has over 30 ten smart thoughts a day and seems to know alot about pocket pussies. Drew says smart things about Colleges and Universities of Alberta while the Hams struggle with their Engrish. This episode features a new segment titled, “The Masturbatory News!” The Hams convince Drew to read and analyze a curious piece of objective, not fake news involving poor David and his left hand. To download Royalty Free Music, visit https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music #FuckingSkyNet #WokeLion

Ham One and Ham Two reminisce about their favorite childhood video game, Final Fantasy VII (1997), and take a moment to try their skills at etymology. “Kismet,” is that a word? Gin Mitt is real. Seinfeld versus Friends. Winner by TKO, a show about nothing. But, hashtag team Ross. “We’d be their pets,” is the logical conclusion when Ham One and Ham Two consider if they’d befriend or date Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston. Literacy and elitism, a Baked Ham theory. Dean Richtor is (still) a bum. Seriously though, thank you for listening. To download Royalty Free Music, visit https://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music.

Mike and Jonah introduce their new podcast. They talk professional wrestling and dating. Morgan, an Impromptu guest, tells the Hams that there is a brand new super secret, super exclusive mobile dating app. Mike has his Bumble profile critiqued by Morgan, and Jonah laughs a lot. Thank you Purple Planet for providing this episode’s intro music. To download Royalty Free Music, visit http://www.purple-planet.com.