The UFFL Total Nonsense Network

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, October 21th, 2026

TNP: Week 8
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We are going into Week 8 of the UFFL Season, and guess that whole tribute thing to Chris was a bit of a waste because the man is back! Joined of course by the Commish and John we serve up some treats and a few tricks for your Fantasy Football pleasure.

•Tune in for a recap of one of the least competitive weeks we’ve had

•We discuss potential trades, trades that have happened, and what’s going on in Indianapolis.

•Stick around for the midseason awards and a look ahead to Week 8!

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WEEK 7 RESULTS
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• Rochester Tschmingus 124 - Waiver Wire Heroes 122
• Free Jamal 125 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 96
• Mutt and Jeff 157 - Impact of Olestra 70
• The Mission 142 - Gurley’s Gone 103
• Vicious and Delicious 98 - Compton’s Most Wanted 87
• Carfiff Giant 120 - West Coast 4 Life 90
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WEEK 8 SCHEDULE
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• Waiver Wire Heroes at Vicious and Delicious
• The Mission at Free Jamal
• Mutt and Jeff at Rochester Tschmingus
• Gurley’s Gone at Cardiff Giant
• Impact of Olestra at West Coast 4 Life
• Compton’s Most Wanted at Kick-Ass Philanthropists

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 2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 5-2
2.  Gurley’s Gone (John M & Ben) 4-3
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John) - 4-3
4.  Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 4-3
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– Central Division –
1.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 4-3
2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 2-5
3.  Sleeping Giant (Matt M.) – 2-5
4.  Impact of Olestra (Jason)– 1-6
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 7-0
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 5-2
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 3-4
4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 1-6
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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, October 21th, 2026

TNP: Week 7
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We are going into Week 7 of the UFFL Season, and The Commish and John are doing bumping Linkes one more time for old time sakes!

•Tune in for Breaking news as we discuss the unofficial start of the trade deadline

•We discuss the success of the East…and the lack of it in the Central

•Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 7 matchups and the first of the big Jeremiah Bowl matchups

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WEEK 6 RESULTS
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• The Mission 167 - Waiver Wire Heroes 97
• Free Jamal 119 - Impact of Olestra 102
• Mutt and Jeff 110 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 103
• Gurley’s Gone 113 - Rochester Tschmingus 79
• West Coast 4 Life 131 - Vicious and Delicious 89
• Compton’s Most Wanted 100 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 84
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WEEK 7 SCHEDULE
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• Waiver Wire Heroes at Rochester Tschmingus
• Free Jamal at Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Impact of Olestra at Mutt and Jeff
• Gurley’s Gone at The Mission 
• West Coast 4 Life at Duct Tape and Twist Ties (Cardiff)
• Vicious and Delicious  at Compton’s Most Wanted
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 2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 4-2
2.  Gurley’s Gone (John M & Ben) 4-2
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John) - 4-2
4.  Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 3-3
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– Central Division –
1.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-3
2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 2-4
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-5
4.  Sleeping Giant (Matt M.) – 1-5
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 6-0
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 4-2
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 3-3
4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 1-5
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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, October 13th, 2026

TNP: Week 5
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We are going into Week 6 of the UFFL Season, and Linkes is back! As are The Commish and John talking bad coaching decisions…and this time it wasn’t by the UFFL members!

•Tune in for the Week 5 Commissioner's Awards: Monster Energy Boost, The Traitors award

•We discuss the big bloopers of the weekend and the Marvin Harrison Jr Trade.

•Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 6 matchups and our biggest surprises of the first 5 weeks of the UFFL season!
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WEEK 5 RESULTS
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• Waiver Wire Heroes 130 - Mutt and Jeff 110
• Free Jamal 159 - Gurley’s Gone 132
• Sleeping Giant 140 - Vicious and Delicious 104
• Kick-Ass Philalthropists 125 - Impact of Olestra 89
• Rochester Tschmingus 130 - West Coast 4 Life 88
• The Mission 165 - Compton’s Most Wanted 163
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WEEK 6 SCHEDULE
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• The Mission at Waiver Wire Heroes
• Free Jamal at Impact of Olestra
• Mutt and Jeff at Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Rochester Tschmingus at Gurley’s Gone
• West Coast 4 Life at Vicious and Delicious 
• Compton’s Most Wanted vs Sleeping Giant
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 2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) 4-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 3-2 
3.  Gurley’s Gone (John M. & Ben) - 3-2
4.  Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 2-3
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– Central Division –
1.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-2
2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 2-3
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-4
4.  Sleeping Giant (Matt M.) – 1-4
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 5-0
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 4-1
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-3
4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-5
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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, October 7th, 2026

TNP: Week 5
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We are going into Week 5 of the UFFL Season, and we're mixing it up again! Linkes had a little too much fun at Cheek's and Chris is still swimming with the Buffalos. So John and The Commish are doing things their way, which means no funny business!

•Tune in for the Week 4 Commissioner's Awards: Kozinski Blunder of the Week and The Monster Energy Boost Off the Week
•Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 5 matchups!
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WEEK 3 RESULTS
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• Waiver Wire Heroes 122 - Compton's Most Wanted 106
• Gurley's Gone 91 - West Coast 4 Life 80
• The Mission 131 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 122
• Free Jamal 166 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 139
• Mutt and Jeff 164 - Vicious and Delicious 126
• Rochester Tschmingus 102 - Impact of Olestra 63
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WEEK 5 SCHEDULE
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• Waiver Wire Heroes at Mutt and Jeff
• Gurley's Gone  at Free Jamal
• Vicious and Delicious – at – Sleeping Giant
• West Coast 4 Life at Rochester Tschmingus
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists at Impact of Olestra 
• The Mission at Compton's Most Wanted 
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 2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.   Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 3-1
2.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 3-1
3.  Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 3-2
4.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 3-2 
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– Central Division –
1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-2
2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-3
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-3
4.  Sleeping Giant (Matt M.) – 0-4
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 4-0
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-1
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-2
4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-4
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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, September 30th, 2026

TNP: Week 4
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We are going into Week 4 of the UFFL Season, and change is in the air. Chris and Linkes swap spots - Linkes in the host chair and Chris with the disappearing act. John and The Commish took their respective microphones and exchanged wits, analysis, and a few choice words about week 3, and what the heck Batting Cleanup means. 

•Tune in for the Week 3 Commissioner's Awards: Blunder of the Week,Disappearing act, and Tattoo's Came Up Just Short Award.
•Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 4 matchups!
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WEEK 3 RESULTS
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• Waiver Wire Heroes 127 - Free Jamal 114
• Gurley's Gone 159 - Mutt and Jeff 129
• Vicious & Delicious 123 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 109
• Impact of Olestra 95 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 85
• The Mission 135 - West Coast 4 Life 88
• Rochester Tschmingus 107 - Compton's Most Wanted 106
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WEEK 4 SCHEDULE
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• Waiver Wire Heroes at Compton's Most Wanted
• Cardiff The Giant Killer at Free Jamal
• Vicious and Delicious – at – Mutt and Jeff
• Gurley's Gone at West Coast 4 Life
• Impact of Olestra at Rochester Tschmingus
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists at The Mission
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 2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.   Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-1
2.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 2-1
3.  Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 1-2
4.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 1-2 
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– Central Division –
1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-0
2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-2
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-2
4.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 0-3
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 3-0
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 2-1
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-1
4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-3
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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026

TNP: Week 3
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We are going into Week 3 of the UFFL Season, and teams are about to separate themselves from the pack in each of the 3 divisions.  Tonight's show was a dynamic duo of John B. and Chris.  The Commish was off to Gettysburg to re-enact the Battle of..... Hastings?.... no .... Battle of the Bulge?.... the one with that charge or something....

• Tune in for the Week 2 Commissioner's Awards: Traitor of the Week, and the Monster Energy award!
• Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 3 matchups!
• And it's the final show (we think) for Chris as host!  So we take a stroll down memory lane and say goodbye to the old, and will soon say hello to the new Host for Total Nonsense!

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WEEK 2 RESULTS
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•  Compton's Most Wanted 89  – Gurley's Gone 87
•  Rochester Tschmingus 129 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 126
•  Vicious & Delicious 117 – Free Jamal 98
•  The Mission 150  – Impact of Olestra 71
•  Mutt & Jeff 141 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 127
•  Waiver Wire Heroes 118 – West Coast 4 Life 99

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WEEK 3 SCHEDULE
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•  West Coast 4 Life – at – The Mission
•  Rochester Tschmingus – at – Compton's Most Wanted
•  Vicious and Delicious – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists
•  Impact of Olestra – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer
•  The Mission – at – Impact of Olestra
•  Free Jamal – at – Waiver Wire Heroes

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 2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.   Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 1-1
2.  Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 1-1
3.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 1-1
4.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 1-1
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– Central Division –
1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 2-0
2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-1
3.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 0-2
4.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 0-2
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 2-0
2.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-0
3.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 1-1
4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-2
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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, September 15th, 2026

TNP: Week 2
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1 week of UFFL Fantasy Football has come and gone, and now it's time to see who will right the ship, continue the momentum, or dig deeper into the hole ...

• Tune in for the Week 1 Commissioner's Awards:  (our newest award) Traitor of the Week, the Jason Linkes Vanishing Act, and the Luke Dillon Series of Unfortunate Events award!
• Don't miss our in-depth coverage of who was good, who was bad, and just what the hell happened to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th teams in the UFFL Power Rankings?!?!
• Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 2 matchups!

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WEEK 1 RESULTS
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•  Compton's Most Wanted 160  – West Coast 4 Life 141
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists 119 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 78
•  Vicious & Delicious 130 – Impact of Olestra 98
•  The Mission 159  – Rochester Tschmingus 157
•  Gurley's Gone 145 – Waiver Wire Heroes 76
•  Free Jamal 104 – Mutt & Jeff 102

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WEEK 2 SCHEDULE
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•  West Coast 4 Life – at – Waiver Wire Heroes
•  Compton's Most Wanted – at – Gurley's Gone
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Rochester Tschmingus
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Mutt & Jeff
•  The Mission – at – Impact of Olestra
•  Free Jamal – at – Vicious and Delicious

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 2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.   Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 1-0
2.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 1-0
3.  Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 0-1
4.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 0-1
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– Central Division –
1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 1-0
2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-0
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 0-1
4.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 0-1
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– West Division –
1.   Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 1-0
2.  The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 1-0
3.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 0-1
4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-1
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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Monday, August 31st, 2026

West Division Season Preview
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The 2026 UFFL Season Preview continues as the Boys dive into the West Division!  

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2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal*
2.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal*
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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WEST DIVISION
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–– The Mission –
QB: Lawrence/JAX, Maye/NE, Jones/IND
RB: Brown/CIN, Hubbard/CAR, Tuten/JAX, Bigsby/PHL, Hampton/LAC, Brooks/CIN, Dowdle/PIT, Gordon/MIA, Vidal/LAC, Shipley/PHL
WR: Shaheed/SEA, Brown/DET, London/ATL, Smith-Njigba/SEA, Addison/MIN, Tucker/LVR, Rice/KC, Nabers/NYG
TE: Warren/IND, Hockenson/MIN
Def: CHI, GB, DEN
Prax: RB Desrosiers/LAC, QB Sanders/CLV
IR: RB Benson/ARZ
Draft: 1 - TE Stowers/PHL, 2 - RB Washington/LVR, 2 - WR Brazzell/CAR, 
3 - QB Simpson/LAR, 3 - WR Sarratt/BLT, 5 - WR Burks/IND, 5 - RB Taylor/JAX
–– West Coast 4 Life –
QB: Young/CAR, Rodgers/PIT, Darnold/SEA, Lance/LAC
RB: Montgomery/HOU, Swift/CHI, Barkley/PHL, Johnson/CHI, Brooks/CAR, Estime/NO
WR: Egbuka/TB, Franklin/DEN, Olave/NO, Metchie/CAR, Mumpfield/LAR, Meyers/JAX, TeSlaa/DET, McLaurin/WSH
TE: Andrews/BLT, Ferguson/LAR, Stover/HOU, Kraft/GB
K: Pineiro/SF
Def: PIT, NE, ARZ
Prax: RB Blue/PHL, WR Noel/HOU
Draft: 1 - WR Lemon/PHL, 3 - TE Klare/LAR, 4 - RB Heidenreich/PIT, 5 - WR Allen/KC
–– Rochester Tschmingus –
QB: Allen/BUF, Nix/DEN, Rattler/NO, Shough/NO, Richardson/IND, Wilson/NO
RB: Skattebo/NYG, Judkins/CLV, Spears/TEN, Demercado/DAL, Sampson/CLV
WR: Wilson/PIT, Watson/GB, Tillman/NO, Jeudy/CLV, Slayton/DAL, Robinson/TEN, Thomas/JAX, Aiyuk/FA, Leggette/CAR
TE: McBride/ARZ, Kincaid/BUF, Fant/NO
K: Meyers/SEA
Def: NYG, JAX
Prax: RB Mullings/TEN, QB Gabriel/CLV
IR: WR Pearsal/SF, WR Dell/HOU, WR Kirk/SF
Draft: 1 - TE Sadiq/NYJ, 2 - RB Coleman/DEN, 2 - WR Boston/CLV,
2 - WR Williams/WSH, 2 - WR Bell/MIA, 2 - WR Bernard/PIT,
3 - WR Bell/BUF (Traded to KAP), 3 - WR Hurst/TB, 3 - TE Delp/NO, 
3 - RB McGowan/IND, 4 - WR Coleman/MIA, 4 - WR Thompson/LAC,
WR Lance/NO (Traded from KAP)
–– Compton's Most Wanted –
QB: Fields/KC, Daniels/WSH, Mariota/WSH, Jones/SF, Watson/CLV
RB: Bijan Robinson/ATL, Henry/BLT, Rodriguez/JAX, Hill/BLT, Allen/NYJ, Dillon/CAR
WR: Hill/FA, Dotson/ATL, Brown/WSH, Stribling/SF (draft pick), Jefferson/MIN,
Ridley/TEN, Sutton/DEN, McCaffrey/WSH
TE: Likely/NYG, Smith/GB, Parkinson/LAR
K: Butker/KC, Stevens/WSH
Def: DET, PHL
Draft: 3 - WR Stribling/SF, 3 - TE Joly/MIA, 4 - QB Allar/PIT, 5 - RB Miller/NE

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Thursday, August 25th, 2026

Central Division Season Preview
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The 2026 UFFL Season Preview continues as the Boys dive into the Central Division!  

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2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal*
2.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal*
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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CENTRAL DIVISION
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–– Cardiff The Giant Killer –
QB: Burrow/CIN, Hurts/PHL
RB: Williams/LAR, Achane/MIA, Allegier/ARZ, Tracey/NYG, Holani/SEA, Singletary/NYG
WR: Higgins/CIN, Wilson/NYJ, Smith/PHL, Pickens/DAL, Flournoy/DAL, Downs/IND, Coker/CAR, Boutte/HOU, Thornton/KC
TE: Bowers/LVR, Tonges/SF, Schultz/HOU, Parkinson/LAR, Otten/TB
K: Dicker/LAC
DEF: BLT, CLV, LAR
Prax: WR Harris/LAC, RB Allen/JAX
Draft:  2 - RB Black/SF, 4 - TE Raridon/NE, 5 - WR Benson/LVR, 5 - QB Payton/PHL
–– Vicious & Delicious –
QB: Goff/DET, Purdy/SF, Bagent/CHI, Milton/DAL
RB: Pollard/TEN, Etienne/NO, Davis/DAL, Dobbins/DEN, Hall/NYJ, Etienne/CAR, Miller/NO, Harvey/DEN
WR: Flowers/BLT, Collins/HOU, Reed/GB, Vele/NO, Jennings/MIN, Coleman/BUF, Nailor/LVR
TE: Dulcich/MIA, Kmet/CHI, Johnson/NO
K: McPherson/CIN
DEF: NO, MIA, CAR
Prax: WR Bech/LVR, WR Bond/CLV
Draft: 1 - RB Singleton/TEN, 2 - WR Branch/ATL, 3 - WR Douglas/MIA, 4 - RB Hemby/LVR, 4 - TE Hibner/BLT, 5 - WR Law/DET, 5 - WR Cameron/JAX
––Kick-Ass Philanthropists –
QB: Mahomes/KC, Stroud/HOU
RB: Brooks/GB, Jeanty/LVR, Pacheco/DET, Charbonnet/SEA, Monangai/CHI, Smith/KC, Croskey-Merritt/WSH
WR: Lamb/DAL, Higgins/HOU, Worthy/KC, Diggs/WSH, Washington/JAX, Burden/CHI, Godwin/TB, Chism/NE
TE: Taylor/NYJ, Kolar/LAC, Freiermuth/PIT, Goedert/PHL, Fanin/CLV
DEF: BUF, SF, HOU
Prax: RB Mafah/DAL, RB James/SF
Draft: 1 - WR Tate/TEN, 1 - RB Claiborne/MIN, 2 - RB Johnson/KC, 3 - WR Fields/NYG,
3 - WR Lance/NO (TRADED to RT), 4 - RB R. Henry/BLT, 4 - TE Trigg/DAL, 
5 - RB Montgomery/NE, 5 - QB Green/CLV, 5 - TE Roush/CHI, 
WR Skyler Bell/BUF (From RT in TRADE)
–– Impact of Olestra –
QB: Williams/CHI, Dart/NYG, Prescott/DAL
RB: Henderson/NE, Marks/HOU, Davis/BUF, Neal/NO, Perine/CIN
WR: Pierce/IND, Odunze/CHI, Dike/TEN, Horton/SEA, Royals/KC, Johnson/TB, Johnston/LAC, Mitchell/NYJ, Iosivas/CIN, M. Washington/MIA, Bateman/BLT
TE: Johnson/NYG, Okonkwo/WSH, Gesicki/CIN, All/CIN, Mayer/LVR
DEF: NYJ, TEN
Prax: WR Williams/NE, RB Tyus/CAR
Draft: 1 - WR Tyson/NO, 1 - RB Price/SEA, 2 - RB Allen/WSH, 2 - RB Randell/BLT,
5 - TE Endries/CIN

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#Recorded Thursday, August 20th, 2026

East Division Season Preview
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It's been a minute.... but the Boys are BACK BABY!! John B, Chris, and The Commish have returned to get you ready for another season of UFFL Dynasty Football.  We begin with The Division of Champions - The East!  As well as a word or two on the UFFL Hall of Fame Inductees for 2026.

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2026 UFFL Hall of Fame Inductees:
RB Darren Sproles
WR Wes Welker
QB Eli Manning
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2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal*
2.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal*
2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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EAST DIVISION
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–– Mutt & Jeff –
QB: Herbert/LAC, Willis/MIA, Smith/NYJ, Penix/ATL, Cousins/LVR
RB: Taylor/IND, Irving/TB, Jones/MIN, Brian Robinson/ATL, Williams/DAL, Wright/MIA
WR: Nacua/LAR, Brown/NE, Samuel/SF, Metcalf/PIT, Allen/IND, Ayomanor/TEN, Hutchinson/HOU
TE: Kittle/SF, Ferguson/DAL, Strange/JAX, Barner/SEA
K: Aubrey/DAL
DEF: LAC, WSH, SEA
Prax: RB Johnson/PIT, TE Arroyo/SEA
Draft: 1 - WR Cooper/NYJ, 4 - WR Young/CIN
–– Waiver Wire Heroes –
QB: Stafford, LAR, Mayfield/TB, Ward/TEN
RB: Jacobs/GB, Walker/KC, Wilson/SEA, Davis/NYJ, White/WSH, Mason/MIN, Tucker/TB, Kamera/NO
WR: McMillan/TB, Chase/CIN, Adams/LAR, Pittman, PIT, Williams/DET, Daniels/LAR, Wicks, PHL, Williams/NYJ
TE: Wiley/KC, Kelce/KC, Henry/NE, Helm/TEN
K: Fairbairn/HOU
DEF: DAL, IND
Prax: RB Giddens/IND, QB Howard/PIT
–– Free Jamal –
QB: Jackson/BLT, Murray/MIN, Brissett/ARZ, Flacco/CIN
RB: McCaffrey/SF, Corum/LAR, Warren/PIT, Stevenson/NE, Ali/BLT, Harris/NYG
WR: Harrison/ARZ, Waddle/DEN, Kupp/SEA, Wilson/ARZ, Shakir/BUF, McMillian/CAR, Evans/SF, Mooney/NYG
TE: Pitts/ATL, LaPorta/DET
K: Loop/BLT, Mevis/LAR
DEF: MIN, CIN, KC
Prax: RB Ott/KC, WR Sturdivant/GB
–– Gurley's Gone –
QB: Love/GB, Tagovailoa/ATL, McCarthy/MIN
RB: Cook/BUF, Gibbs/DET, Gainwell/TB, Lloyd/GB, Mitchell/LAC
WR: Golden/GB, Kirk/SF, Doubs/NE, McConkey/LAC, Moore/BUF, Brown/PHL, Mims/DEN, Hunter/JAX, Dell/HOU, Pearsal/SF
TE: Loveland/CHI, Gadsden/LAC, Njoku/LAC, Engram/DEN
K: Little/JAX
DEF: ATL, LVR, TB
Prax: WR Bryant/DEN, RB Martinez/SEA
Draft: 1 - RB Love/ARZ, 1 - QB Mendoza/LVR, 1 - WR Concepcion/CLV, 
4 - QB Beck/ARZ, 4 - WR Lane/BLT, 4 WR Thomas/CHI