The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, November 19th, 2025

UFFL Week 12
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Trade deadline is over - Playoff race tightening - Teams being eliminated - and.... vague references to British sitcoms? - yes...Yes....YEEESSSS!

• Tune in for the Week 11 Commissioner's Awards:  Move of the Week, Monster Energy, and the Luke Dillon Series of Unfortunate Events award!
• Don't miss the Trade Deadline roundup!!
• Stick around for a look at the Playoff Picture, and a look ahead to the Week 12 matchups!
• And we bow our heads, and give final respects to the teams that have fallen.... out of the playoff race that is.

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WEEK 11 RESULTS
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•  Compton's Most Wanted 102  – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 91
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer 130 – West Coast 4 Life 82
•  Vicious & Delicious 116 – Gurley's Gone 67
•  Rochester Tschmingus 139  – Free Jamal 121
•  Waiver Wire Heroes 117 – The Mission 114
•  Impact of Olestra 107 – Mutt & Jeff 93

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WEEK 12 SCHEDULE
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•  West Coast 4 Life – at – Rochester Tschmingus
•  Compton's Most Wanted – at – The Mission
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Vicious & Delicious
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Impact of Olestra
•  Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Gurley's Gone
•  Free Jamal – at – Mutt & Jeff

_______________
 2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
x1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 8-2-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 7-4
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-4
e4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-9
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– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 7-4
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 5-6
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 5-6
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 3-8
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– West Division –
x1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 8-3
2.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-6
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-6-1
4.   Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 4-7
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x - Clinched Playoffs || e - Eliminated from Playoffs

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, November 12th, 2025

UFFL Week 11 - The Trade Deadline Spectacular!
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Trade News? CHECK!  Special Guests?  CHECK!  Bizarre and slightly concerning stories about John B.'s College Years?..... well we kept that out.  But you won't want to miss what we kept in!

• Tune in for the Week 10 Commissioner's Awards:  Move of the Week, Fantasy Redemption, Energy Boost, and the False Idol of the Week!
• We have TRADE ALERTS!!
• And stick around for our special guest - Impact of Olestra owner Jason - and his incredible Franchise Turnaround story!

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WEEK 10 RESULTS
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•  Mutt & Jeff 164  – Vicious & Delicious 139
•  Waiver Wire Heroes 114  – Rochester Tschmingus 107
•  The Mission 145  – Free Jamal 104
•  Impact of Olestra 135  – Gurley's Gone 80
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer 134 – Compton's Most Wanted 75
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists 138 – West Coast 4 Life 112

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WEEK 11 SCHEDULE
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•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Compton's Most Wanted
•  West Coast 4 LIfe – at –  Cardiff the Giant Killer
•  Gurley's Gone – at – Vicious & Delicious
•  The Mission – at – Waiver Wire Heroes
•  Rochester Tschmingus – at – Free Jamal
•  Mutt & Jeff – at – Impact of Olestra

_______________
 2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 8-1-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 7-3
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 6-4
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-8
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– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 6-4
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 4-6
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 4-6
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 3-7
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 8-2
2.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-5
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 3-6-1
4.   Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-7
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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, November 5th, 2025

UFFL Week 10
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It's a BIG SHOW this week for John B., Chris, and The Commish!  Week 10 is upon us after 9 weeks of UFFL Action and there is so much to talk about as the Trade Deadline is quickly approaching including Stat corrections, Trades, Champagne popping in Miami, UFFL Franchise comps - you have to hear it to believe it!

• Tune in for the Week 9 Commissioner's Awards:  Move of the Week, House of the Dragon Fantasy Twist, and the Vanishing Act!
• We have TRADE ALERTS!!
• And stick around for our special guest - Gurley's Gone Co-owner Ben C. who debuts our newest feature "Better By The Numbers with Ben!"

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WEEK 9 RESULTS
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•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists 103  – Mutt & Jeff 100
•  Waiver Wire Heroes 139 – West Coast 4 Life 91
•  Free Jamal 148 – Compton's Most Wanted 94
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer 135 – Gurley's Gone 84
•  The Mission 136 – Vicious & Delicious 120
•  Impact of Olestra 130 – Rochester Tschmingus 120

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WEEK 10 SCHEDULE
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•  West Coast 4 Life – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Compton's Most Wanted
•  Impact of Olestra – at – Gurley's Gone
•  Free Jamal – at – The Mission
•  Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Rochester Tschmingus
•  Vicious & Delicious – at – Mutt & Jeff

_______________
 2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 7-1-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 7-2
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 5-4
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-7
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– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 5-4
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 4-5
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 3-6
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 2-7
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 7-2
2.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-4
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 3-5-1
4.   Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-6
_____________

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, October 29th, 2025

Total Nonsense Late Cuts: UFFL Multiverse!
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The 2nd half of the season has begun, the trade deadline looms, and John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to give you all the gory details on what happened in Week 8, and what's to come in Week 9.

• A Short Minute (or so) with Chris G.'s thoughts on the UFFL in another time and place...

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WEEK 8 RESULTS
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•  Mutt & Jeff 147  – Cardiff the Giant Killer 127
•  Compton's Most Wanted 97 – Waiver Wire Heroes 88
•  West Coast 4 Life 180 – Free Jamal 129
•  Gurley's Gone 126 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 114
•  Vicious and Delicious 117 – Rochester Tschmingus 91
•  The Mission 123 – Impact of Olestra 71

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WEEK 9 SCHEDULE
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•  Rochester Tschmingus – at – Impact of Olestra
•  The Mission – at – Vicious & Delicious
•  Gurley's Gone – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer
•  Compton's Most Wanted – at – Free Jamal
•  Waiver Wire Heroes – at – West Coast 4 Life
•  Mutt & Jeff  – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists

_______________
 2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 7-0-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 6-2
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 4-4
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-6
____________
– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 4-4
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 4-4
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 2-6
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-7
____________
– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 6-2
2.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-3
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 3-4-1
4.   Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-5
_____________

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, October 29th, 2025

UFFL Week 9
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The 2nd half of the season has begun, the trade deadline looms, and John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to give you all the gory details on what happened in Week 8, and what's to come in Week 9.

• Don't miss the Week 8 Commissioner's Awards:  Fantasy Redemption, Move of the Week, Disappearing Act, and our newest Award – The Grumpier Old Men of the week!
• We have a TRADE ALERT!!
• Stick around for previews and predictions for Week 9!
• All this and more as the 2nd half of the season is underway in the UFFL! 

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WEEK 8 RESULTS
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•  Mutt & Jeff 147  – Cardiff the Giant Killer 127
•  Compton's Most Wanted 97 – Waiver Wire Heroes 88
•  West Coast 4 Life 180 – Free Jamal 129
•  Gurley's Gone 126 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 114
•  Vicious and Delicious 117 – Rochester Tschmingus 91
•  The Mission 123 – Impact of Olestra 71

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WEEK 9 SCHEDULE
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•  Rochester Tschmingus – at – Impact of Olestra
•  The Mission – at – Vicious & Delicious
•  Gurley's Gone – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer
•  Compton's Most Wanted – at – Free Jamal
•  Waiver Wire Heroes – at – West Coast 4 Life
•  Mutt & Jeff  – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists

_______________
 2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 7-0-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 6-2
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 4-4
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-6
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– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 4-4
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 4-4
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 2-6
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-7
____________
– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 6-2
2.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 5-3
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 3-4-1
4.   Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-5
_____________

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, October 21st, 2025

UFFL Week 8
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The Commissioner has returned!  And just in time for the UFFL Midseason show!  John B., Chris, and The Commish are back to give you everything you need to know after 7 weeks have been played, and 7 more need to be completed before the 2025 UFFL Playoffs begin!

• Don't miss the Week 7 Commissioner's Awards:  Fantasy Redemption, Energy Boost, and the Vanishing Act Award of the week!
• Stick around for previews and predictions for Week 8!
• Stay tuned for our newest feature:  The 3 Stars of the Week!
• All this and more in another exciting week of UFFL Fantasy Football!

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WEEK 7 RESULTS
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•  Mutt & Jeff 192  – West Coast 4 Life 114
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer 161 – The Mission 160
•  Rochester Tschmingus 140  – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 128
•  Waiver Wire Heroes 105  – Impact of Olestra 84
•  Gurley's Gone 107 – Compton's Most Wanted 105
•  Free Jamal 122  – Vicious & Delicious 72

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WEEK 8 SCHEDULE
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•  Compton's Most Wanted – at – Waiver Wire Heroes
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Gurley's Gone
•  Free Jamal – at – West Coast 4 Life
•  Vicious & Delicious – at – Rochester Tschmingus
•  Impact of Olestra – at – The Mission
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer  – at – Mutt & Jeff

_______________
 2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 6-0-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 6-1
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 4-3
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 1-6
____________
– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 4-3
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-4
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 2-5
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-6
____________
– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 5-2
2.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 4-3
3.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-4
4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-4-1
_____________

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, October 14th, 2025

UFFL Week 7
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The Commissioner has vanished!  No not his playoff hopes, the man himself!  So Aladdin comes in to help John B. and Chris break down an exciting week in the UFFL, where teams are starting to separate into Division Leaders, Wild Card hopefuls, and teams ready to pull the chute on the 2025 Season!

• Don't miss the Week 6 Commissioner's Awards:  Fantasy Redemption, Energy Boost, the Vanishing Act, and the Luke Dillon Series of Unfortunate Events Award of the week!
• Stick around for previews and predictions for Week 7!
• Stay tuned for a Laundry List of Players available for trade from teams around the league!
• All this and more – BUT first – WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!

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WEEK 6 RESULTS
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•  Mutt & Jeff 118  – Compton's Most Wanted 118
•  The Mission 172 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 109
•  Rochester Tschmingus 153  – Cardiff the Giant Killer 120
•  Waiver Wire Heroes 105  – Vicious & Delicious  91
•  West Coast 4 Life 110 – Gurley's Gone 102
•  Free Jamal 110  – Impact of Olestra 85

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WEEK 7 SCHEDULE
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•  West Coast 4 Life – at – Mutt & Jeff
•  Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Impact of Olestra 
•  Free Jamal – at – Vicious & Delicious
•  Gurley's Gone – at – Compton's Most Wanted
•  The Mission – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer
•  Rochester Tschmingus – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists

_______________
 2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 5-0-1
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 5-1
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 3-3
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 0-6
____________
– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 3-3
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-3
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 2-4
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-5
____________
– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 5-1
2.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 4-2
3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-3-1
4.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 2-4
_____________

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, October 7th, 2025

UFFL Week 6
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The UFFL has finished Divisional play and only one undefeated team remains!  John B., Chris, and The Commish give you all the details on a high-scoring Week 5!

• Don't miss the Week 5 Commissioner's Awards:  Fantasy Redemption, Move of the Week, Energy Boost, the Vanishing Act, and the Aaron Brooks Don't Look Now Award for the Week!
• Stick around for the previews and predictions for Week 6!
• All this and more -- BUT first....... WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!

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WEEK 5 RESULTS
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•  West Coast 4 Life 138  – Compton's Most Wanted 124
•  The Mission 152 – Rochester Tschmingus 93
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer 140  – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 118
•  Vicious & Delicious 115  – Impact of Olestra 114
•  Waiver Wire Heroes 142 – Gurley's Gone 100
•  Mutt & Jeff 153  – Free Jamal 114

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WEEK 6 SCHEDULE
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•  Mutt & Jeff – at – Compton's Most Wanted
•  Impact of Olestra – at – Free Jamal
•  Vicious & Delicious – at – Waiver Wire Heroes
•  West Coast 4 Life – at – Gurley's Gone
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Rochester Tschmingus
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – The Mission

_______________
 2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 5-0
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 4-1
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 2-3
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 0-5
____________
– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 3-2
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-2
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 2-3
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-4
  ____________
– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 4-1
2.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 3-2
3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 2-3
4.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 1-4
_____________

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
     
 On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
     in podcast entertainment form...
     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Tuesday, September 30th, 2025

UFFL Week 5
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All kinds of action and turmoil erupted this past week in the UFFL - and John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to give you everything!

• Don't miss the Week 4 Commissioner's awards:  The Don't Look the Gift Horse in the Mouth Award, Move of the Week, Energy Boost, and the Fantasy Redemption Award for the Week!
• Stick around for the previews and predictions for Week 5!
• And it all starts with a little something extra....... WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!

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WEEK 4 RESULTS
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•  Compton's Most Wanted 152  – Impact of Olestra 79
•  The Mission 108  – Compton's Most Wanted 107
•  Rochester Tschmingus 146  – Gurley's Gone 109
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists 135  – Waiver Wire Heroes 117
•  Free Jamal 90  – Cardiff the Giant Killer 88
•  Mutt & Jeff 148  – The Mission 114

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WEEK 5 SCHEDULE
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•  Mutt & Jeff – at – Free Jamal
•  Gurley's Gone – at – Waiver Wire Heroes
•  Vicious & Delicious – at – Impact of Olestra
•  Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer
•  Rochester Tschmingus – at – The Mission
•  Compton's Most Wanted – at – West Coast 4 Life

_______________
 2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 4-0
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 4-0
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 1-3
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 0-4
____________
– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 2-2
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 2-2
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 2-2
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-3
  ____________
– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 3-1
2.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-2
3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 2-2
4.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 1-3
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#Recorded Wednesday, September 24th, 2025

UFFL Week 4
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Week 3 is Highlighted by the Wild Wild West, and the crazy incredible endings we saw on Monday night.  John B., Chris, and The Commish bring you all the action, all the emotion, all the delectable delights of Week 3 in the UFFL!

• Don't miss the Week 3 Commissioner's awards:  The House of the Dragon Fantasy Twist, Move of the Week, Energy Boost, and the Luke Dillon Series of Unfortunate Events Award for the Week!
• Stick around for the previews and predictions for Week 4!
• And it all comes to you despite the power outage in the Ohio Territories at the end of the show!

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WEEK 3 RESULTS
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•  West Coast 4 Life 114 – Rochester Tschmingus 110
•  The Mission  108  – Compton's Most Wanted 107
•  Impact of Olestra 101 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 67
•  Cardiff the Giant Killer 148 – Vicious & Delicious 93
•  Free Jamal 142 – Gurley's Gone 127
•  Mutt & Jeff 146 – Waiver Wire Heroes 100

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WEEK 4 SCHEDULE
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•  The Mission – at – Mutt & Jeff
•  Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists
•  Free Jamal – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer
•  Rochester Tschmingus – at – Gurley's Gone
•  West Coast 4 Life – at – Vicious & Delicious 
•  Compton's Most Wanted – at – Impact of Olestra

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 2025 UFFL
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– East Division –
1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 3-0
2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 3-0
3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 1-2
4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 0-3
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– Central Division –
1.   Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 2-1
2.  Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 2-1
3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 2-1
4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 0-3
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– West Division –
1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 3-0
2.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 1-2
3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 1-2
4.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 0-3
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