The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
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By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Monday, August 31st, 2026
West Division Season Preview
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The 2026 UFFL Season Preview continues as the Boys dive into the West Division!
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2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion*
3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal*
2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8
4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal*
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7
3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8
4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1
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WEST DIVISION
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–– The Mission –
QB: Lawrence/JAX, Maye/NE, Jones/IND
RB: Brown/CIN, Hubbard/CAR, Tuten/JAX, Bigsby/PHL, Hampton/LAC, Brooks/CIN, Dowdle/PIT, Gordon/MIA, Vidal/LAC, Shipley/PHL
WR: Shaheed/SEA, Brown/DET, London/ATL, Smith-Njigba/SEA, Addison/MIN, Tucker/LVR, Rice/KC, Nabers/NYG
TE: Warren/IND, Hockenson/MIN
Def: CHI, GB, DEN
Prax: RB Desrosiers/LAC, QB Sanders/CLV
IR: RB Benson/ARZ
Draft: 1 - TE Stowers/PHL, 2 - RB Washington/LVR, 2 - WR Brazzell/CAR,
3 - QB Simpson/LAR, 3 - WR Sarratt/BLT, 5 - WR Burks/IND, 5 - RB Taylor/JAX
–– West Coast 4 Life –
QB: Young/CAR, Rodgers/PIT, Darnold/SEA, Lance/LAC
RB: Montgomery/HOU, Swift/CHI, Barkley/PHL, Johnson/CHI, Brooks/CAR, Estime/NO
WR: Egbuka/TB, Franklin/DEN, Olave/NO, Metchie/CAR, Mumpfield/LAR, Meyers/JAX, TeSlaa/DET, McLaurin/WSH
TE: Andrews/BLT, Ferguson/LAR, Stover/HOU, Kraft/GB
K: Pineiro/SF
Def: PIT, NE, ARZ
Prax: RB Blue/PHL, WR Noel/HOU
Draft: 1 - WR Lemon/PHL, 3 - TE Klare/LAR, 4 - RB Heidenreich/PIT, 5 - WR Allen/KC
–– Rochester Tschmingus –
QB: Allen/BUF, Nix/DEN, Rattler/NO, Shough/NO, Richardson/IND, Wilson/NO
RB: Skattebo/NYG, Judkins/CLV, Spears/TEN, Demercado/DAL, Sampson/CLV
WR: Wilson/PIT, Watson/GB, Tillman/NO, Jeudy/CLV, Slayton/DAL, Robinson/TEN, Thomas/JAX, Aiyuk/FA, Leggette/CAR
TE: McBride/ARZ, Kincaid/BUF, Fant/NO
K: Meyers/SEA
Def: NYG, JAX
Prax: RB Mullings/TEN, QB Gabriel/CLV
IR: WR Pearsal/SF, WR Dell/HOU, WR Kirk/SF
Draft: 1 - TE Sadiq/NYJ, 2 - RB Coleman/DEN, 2 - WR Boston/CLV,
2 - WR Williams/WSH, 2 - WR Bell/MIA, 2 - WR Bernard/PIT,
3 - WR Bell/BUF (Traded to KAP), 3 - WR Hurst/TB, 3 - TE Delp/NO,
3 - RB McGowan/IND, 4 - WR Coleman/MIA, 4 - WR Thompson/LAC,
WR Lance/NO (Traded from KAP)
–– Compton's Most Wanted –
QB: Fields/KC, Daniels/WSH, Mariota/WSH, Jones/SF, Watson/CLV
RB: Bijan Robinson/ATL, Henry/BLT, Rodriguez/JAX, Hill/BLT, Allen/NYJ, Dillon/CAR
WR: Hill/FA, Dotson/ATL, Brown/WSH, Stribling/SF (draft pick), Jefferson/MIN,
Ridley/TEN, Sutton/DEN, McCaffrey/WSH
TE: Likely/NYG, Smith/GB, Parkinson/LAR
K: Butker/KC, Stevens/WSH
Def: DET, PHL
Draft: 3 - WR Stribling/SF, 3 - TE Joly/MIA, 4 - QB Allar/PIT, 5 - RB Miller/NE
