The Uncensored Moms

Tell Us How You Really Feel

Happy Valentines Day! Happy Chinese New Year! Wear red this week - we bet it’s your color.

We’re still talking ACOTAR over here and no spoilers but we are going to discuss our feelings about it.

This week’s UMcast Anonymous Q: “So intrigued that you watch porn with your husbands! Have you always? Tell us more!”

And so we will. Let’s talk about porn and marriage. Very NSFKids. Please take note.

ALSO! Holy discovery on the “fantasy porn” search. Mouths A-GAPE!

Lots of marriage talk here - how to resolve issues, how to express ourselves in an open, vulnerable manner, and how essential those moments are.

TWL:
Michelle is loving Griselda on Netflix and the book OOna Out of Order
Vicki is loving this season’s Real Housewives shows, especially Beverly Hills

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Created by Vicki Henry and Michelle Dixon
Music by Ariel Levine

Tell Us How You Really Feel

We’re reflecting back on last week’s question about engagement rings AND jumping into this week’s Q about bullying in elementary school. Fortunately, or unfortunately, we both have very recent first hand experiences with this very thing.

Can we all say: UUUGGGGHHHH

Keep the questions coming!! Click here for our NEW UMCAST ANONYMOUS PAGE!

TWL:
Vicki is loving the new Netflix comedy special called, Get On Your Knees by Jacqueline Novak
Michelle is loving NOTHING - and some weeks that’s just how it be

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Created by Vicki Henry and Michelle Dixon
Music by Ariel Levine

Tell Us How You Really Feel

We have found the solution to the winter blues! Plan a mid-Jan vacation, a little getaway with the one you love, book it now and you’ll be so happy when January 2025 rolls around.

What are your hobbies? Inappropriate music? Incessant reading? Sports?

Speaking of reading, we’re offering a little encouragement for anyone who has NOT read Fourth Wing or ACOTAR yet.

Does anyone REALLY have sex 5 times a night? C’MON, Larsa.

What’s the deal with porn lately? Is OnlyFans the new destination for everyone in that industry? Should we do a investigative series on OnlyFans?

How do you feel about an open marriage? Any part of it seem sexy? How about if say, Gal Gadot were involved?

NEW Segment Alert: UMcast Anonymous takes the first listener question, which is essentially “I hate my engagement ring, what do I do?” UMMM, we have advice for that.

TWL:
Michelle is loving her new ice roller - “so refreshing, depuffs her puffs”
Vicki is loving her cutie pill case for each week - “I feel so accomplished when it’s full before the week, and then gone after the week. It’s like a to-do list.”

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Music by Ariel Levine

Tell Us How You Really Feel

Happy New Year!

Periods, perimenopause, hormones, acne, and moods kicking us off this week.

But let’s talk about camping, shall we? Did Michelle like it? What are her takeaways and would she do it again??

An interlude for a few memes courtesy of Vicki’s kids.

And finally, our intentions for 2024.

Plugging The Animal Pad - a San Diego dog rescue that we support wholly.

TWL:
Vicki is loving prioritizing quality time with her girlfriends
Michelle is loving her new one shoulder sports bra 

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

Days off as a working mother and the turmoil they bring.

Giving ourselves permission to do what we want - and giving permission to others when they need it.

Where were you when you heard Colorado said No Sir to Humpty Dumpty Trumpty? We were both in our kitchens surprisingly. But here’s a clip from another podcast (shoutout: The Run-Up) that exhibits how the evangelical peeps feel so tied to Trump. It kinda scared us.

Michelle is getting a puppy! Joyous day. Let’s discuss dog stuff. Support The Animal Pad! https://theanimalpad.org/

A new game you can play with friends - what do you love about me? K, tell me! I’m ready. But first, what’s your favorite road trip snack?

What we got our husbands for Christmas - see: listening devices, cozy shoes, shower essentials

Secret Santa shenanigans and some religious extremism - fun!

TWL:
Michelle is loving a hair mask from he Fab Fit Fun holiday box - Amika Soul Found Nourishing Hair Mask
Vicki is loving her new MAC lipstick in Devoted to Chili

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

Just in time for the holidays, the UMcast is BACK. 

Like, the real one where we talk about any and everything that comes to mind. Will we remember how to do it? 

Fret not, besties, we are professionals. 
Now, let’s have some fun. 

TWL - literally not even interesting enough to list here but we are ALWAYS loving YOU. 

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

We’ve completed all of our targets and off into the wide world we go! But first, we’ll tell you about these last ones. Parent heavy content loading…

Also: We went to Costco and welp, one of us is a generous saint and the other one apparently is the Grinch of Whoville

TWL: Vicki is loving Source Naturals Wellness Formula
Michelle is loving Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

Siblings, and parents, and holidays, OH MY. Here are some EMDR lessons to help you live and let live this holiday season. 

TWL:
Vicki is loving her Little Trees car freshener in Blackberry Clove
Michelle is loving her slipper socks from Costco

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

How about we start with the usual banter? Ah, just like the old days.

Body Image - such a constant that it wasn’t an immediate target on the therapy list but turns out, it’s a big one. A duh.

Fact check:
- Chuck E. Cheese did have ball pits
- Justine Bateman was NOT in The Facts of Life - I meant Family Ties
- Mayim Bialik’s Podcast Episode with Justine Bateman is here

TWL:
Michelle is loving her Simple Modern water bottle and American Horror Story
Vicki is loving her new sweatshirt from Free People

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Created by Vicki Henry and Michelle Dixon
Music by Ariel Levine

Tell Us How You Really Feel

Our apologies for the political / current event intro but we kept it in the name of being uncensored. But if you’re not in the right head space, feel free to skip ahead 7 mins or so.

Middle School was hard for most of us, yes? Let's do some healing for that pre-teen baby heart.

TWL:
Michelle is loving her new bracelet - one with an M for Michelle to honor herself on the daily

Vicki is loving her new hip pack from Fjallraven - big thanks to the cutie at Disneyland

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